Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Release: January 16, 2009

Single dad Paul Blart is a mild-mannered but overweight man who takes his job of security guard at the Orange Pavilion Mall very seriously. He wants to become a member of the New Jersey State Police but his hypoglycemic condition prevents him. He also becomes acquainted with Amy, the owner of a new kiosk at the mall selling beauty supplies. On Black Friday a gang of criminals breaks into the mall and take all the customers and Amy hostage, and only Blart can stop the thieves' actions.

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Drill Instructor: "Alright you have all completed the written exam, however, you must now pass the obstacle coarse to be admitted into the training program. And remember: Survive this and you are on front lines of keeping New Jersey safe."
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Paul: "Safety never takes a holiday."
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Paul: "If you remember one thing from today, it's this: the mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster."
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Paul: " Thank you sir, but I think I'm going to stick with what I do best. That's protecting the people of the West Orange Pavilion Mall."
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Sargeant Howard: " Looks like Paul Blart turned into quite the badass."
Commander Kent: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Relax. One thing I know is Paul Blart is not a badass."
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Commander Kent: "Remember me? I set you on fire at the pancake festival."
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Pahud: "Peanut Blart and jelly! What, what, what's up, man?"
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Veck Sims: "I wish I had a bat. I would bust you open, see how much candy fell out."
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Paul: "No one wins with a headbutt."
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Paul: "This lemonade is insane!"
Vijay: "That's because it's a Margarita, Paul."
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