Erin:
"Kevin? That's a manly name! My name's Erin. With an E... for Every... thing you want."
Jillian:
"You just got Holtzmanned, baby!"
Patty:
"Up above us was the old New York prison. It's the first place in New York that they electrocuted people. I'm telling you, it used to take so long that they just be like, 'Shoot em! We using too much electricity.'"
Jillian:
"I would have used aluminum but I'm crazy."
Abby:
"We just gave a ghost a nuke, we should probably run."
Patty:
"I heard something really weird, what's 'Zuul'?"
Patty:
"It smells like burnt baloney and regrets down here."
Tour Guide Garrett:
"The Aldridge Mansion is the only 19th century home in New York City preserved both inside and out. At the time of its construction, it was one of the most elegant homes in existence featuring every luxury including a face bidet and an anti-Irish security fence."
Abby:
"I'm just looking for a reasonable ratio of wontons to soup, this is madness!"
Jillian:
"You guys, this is exactly how I pictured my death!"
Kevin:
"You know, an aquarium is a submarine for fish."
Jillian:
"Booyah! Emphasis on the boo."
Patty:
"You get a car! And you get a car! And YOU get a car!"
Rockstar:
"Sharon! I think I'm having a flashback!"
Erin:
"Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?"
Jillian:
"You have the longest arms."
Mayor Bradley:
"Never compare me to the mayor in "Jaws"! Never!"
Jillian:
"(eating Pringles) Just try saying no to these salty parabolas!"
Patty:
"Okay, room full of nightmares."
Jillian:
"Sorry. I can't buy you another one."
Agent Hawkins:
"Do you have any idea how many federal regulations you are breaking on a daily basis?"
Jillian:
"One?"
Agent Rorke:
"No."
Jillian:
"Two?"
Agent Rorke:
"No."
Jillian:
"Is it one?"