Gus:
"Now, give me a word, any word; and I will show you how the root of that word is Greek."
Costa:
"Uuuuh, Facebook."
Gus:
"Huh, the Greeks invented Facebook. We called it the telephone."
Gus:
"What's that thing called where they search for the uh... uh... DNA."
Toula:
"A crime scene."
Gus:
"No, no, where their families come from."
Toula:
"Oh... the... find your ancestry site."
Nick:
"Oh, no, no, don't click on that dad, that's porn."
Gus:
"It's porn?"
Nick:
"Oooooo, ho... ho... ho... ho."
Aunt Voula:
"Stop trying to fix everything. You baby your parents because you can't parent your baby no more."
Gus:
"She's only coming there if you teach Greek history."
Northwestern Rep:
"Of course, we have an outstanding classics program. Greek. Italian."
Gus:
"The Greeks invented Italian."
Aunt Voula:
"You're welcome. Shave everything. EVERYTHING. Ooh!"
Maria:
"Remember, Paris, protect the poulaki - eyes open knees shut!!"
Aunt Voula:
"If your knees are open, shut your eyes."
Aunt Voula:
"He's your partner? Or your partner?"
Angelo:
"He's both."
Maria:
"Who says a woman has to be married?"
Toula:
"You, all our lives."
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