Emmet:
"Isn't there a good cop?"
Cop:
"(changes personality to Good Cop) Hi buddy! Want a cup of water?"
Emmet:
"Yeah, actually."
Cop:
"(changes back to Bad Cop and smacks the cup away) Too bad!"
Vitruvius:
"These mechanical birds will get our message out. They will go to an internet cafe and e-mail the remaining Master Builders, who will meet us in the secret realm of Cloud Cuckoo Land."
Batman:
"Bruce Wayne? Uh... who's that? Sounds like a cool guy."
Metalbeard:
"... Guarded by a robot army and secondary measures of every kind imaginable. Lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants..."
Emmet:
"President Business is going to end the world? But he's such a good guy! And Octan, they make good stuff: music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows, surveillance systems, all history books, voting machines... wait a minute!"
Lucy:
"Come with me if you want to not die."
TV Presenter:
"Tonight on "Where Are My Pants?"..."
Guy on "Where Are My Pants?":
"Honey? Where are my paaaaaaaants?"
Batman:
"I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch? I mean it's not like a like a big gigantic ship is just gonna come out of nowhere and save us (a giant ship appears) MY GOSH."
President Business:
"Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan corporation and the world. Let's take extra care to follow the instructions or you'll be put to sleep, and don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week."
Vitruvius:
"One day, a talented lass or fellow, a special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times. All this is true because it rhymes."
Lucy:
"Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday. It will be known as freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday!"
Emmet:
"You don't have to be the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special. And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up, but it's also true. It's about all of us. Right now, it's about you. And you... still... can change everything."
Batman:
"If this relationship is going to work out between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it. I will text you."
Duplo Blocks:
"We are from the planet Duplo, and we're here to destroy you."
Emmet:
"Oh, man."
Batman:
"I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey."
Unikitty:
"Business, Business, Business, Numbers, is it working?"
Mr. BadCop:
"Darn, darn, darny, DARN!"
TV Husband:
"Honey, where are my paaaaaaaaaants?"
Emmet:
"Introducing the double decker couch. So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"
Wyldstyle:
"That is literally the dumbest thing ever."
Vitruvius:
"Let me handle this. That idea is just the worst."
Batman:
"[about Cloud Cukoo Land] I hate this place."
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