Roseanne and Tom: Behind the Scenes
Release: October 31, 1994
Release: October 31, 1994

A Bio-telepic about the rise and fall of the relationship between Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold. with Patrika Darbo as Roseanne and Stephen Lee as Tom. Richard Colla directs from the adaptation by Eugenie Ross-Leming & Brad Buckner; Based on the behind-the-production arguments of the ABC sitcom 'Roseanne', which was still airing on a weekly basis. Produced by John Thomas Lenox; Executive Produced by Brian Pike. from Brian Pike Productions and NBC Productions

Geraldine: "Roseanne, we've gotta go to the hospital. Tom is hemorrhaging through the nose."
Roseanne: "The biggest joke in America is that some man could control me."
Roseanne: "I am not Tom Arnold's puppet!"
Roseanne: "Are you sellin' stuff about me to The National Enquirer?"
Roseanne: "I'm waiting for Robin Leach. He heard I led a very glamorous lifestyle."
Roseanne: "Nothing is gonna shut me up!"
Roseanne: "Don't you tell people not to listen to me, 'cuz that's not gonna shut me up!"
Roseanne: "To you, this is just another show, but it's my shot!"
Roseanne: "Hey! I'm not gonna go away! Do you understand? I'm not gonna go away!"
Producer: "This could be a show starring John Goodman and Laurie Metcalf."
Tom: "The hospital let you folks out on many field trips?"
Roseanne: "It's a list of everyone I'm gonna fire when this show, my show, hits number one!"
Roseanne: "The line makes me sound castrating, spiteful and demanding, of which I am not!"
Roseanne: "Tom was the best buddy I ever had."
Roseanne: "You used to say he was your soulmate, the guy version of you."
Roseanne: "That's why you're in this dump talking to yourself."
Tom: "Hey, Rosie, we sure can get 'em goin', can't we?"
Reporter: "Is it true Kim Silva is pregnant?"
Roseanne: "We were like Lucy and Desi, we were showbiz history. Course, Lucy and Desi didn't end up so hot either."
Roseanne: "Funny thing about men who think they're fat and ugly, money and power make them real thin and good looking."
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