Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
Release: June 02, 2017
Trailers
Theatrical trailer.
Posters
YouTube Videos
Quotes
Driver:
"Out of the road, bozo!"
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Professor Poopypants:
"You have no sense of humor, like a chair, or a supermodel."
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Melvin:
"Extra credit or survival?! Extra credit or survival?! I CHOOSE SURVIVAL!!!! [as he escapes from the Turbo Toilet 2000]"
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Driver 1:
"[Poopypants nearly gets hit by a car] Out of the road, bozo!"
Poopypants:
"HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING! You just hit Professor Poopypants!"
Driver 1:
"Poopypants? [laughs]"
Poopypants:
"That's not funny! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! [he almost gets hit by another car]"
Driver 2:
"EVER HEARD OF A SIDEWALK?!"
Poopypants:
"Oooh, if I had insurance, you'd be in...OW! [he gets hit by an ice cream truck] I'll admit that was surprising."
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Krupp:
"I've told you two a thousand times not to draw these idiotic comics!"
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Captain Underpants:
"[holding a file] Sidekicks, explain to me the importance of this secret file."
George:
"There's a new super villain in town and we're trying to discover his weakness."
Captain Underpants:
"Oh... [George and Harold throws papers out of Professor Poopypants' file until they found his name]"
George and Harold:
"[gasp] "Poopypants." [They both smile]
♪ Hallelujah. ♪
♪ Hallelujah. ♪
♪ His name is Poopypants, ♪
♪ We found his weakness, ♪
♪ Hallelujah. ♪"
Harold:
"♪ He wants to rid the world of laughter... ♪"
George:
"♪ Forever. ♪"
George and Harold:
"♪ And ever ♪
♪ We will defeat him, ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ Hallelujah. ♪ [The angels of George and Harold of tickles promises]"
Captain Underpants:
"♪ Poooopppyyypannntttsss. ♪"
Harold:
"[holds the pants] Captain? You forgetting something?"
Captain Underpants:
"Oh, look at that. They came off again."
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Harold Hutchins:
"Is it okay that I'm kinda loving this?"
George Beard:
"Yes and no. But mostly yes."
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Captain Underpants:
"Now I take to the sky like an ostrich!"
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Mr. Krupp:
"This mornings school-sign is supposed to read "Sewage plant field trips are today", so can either of you explain why it now reads... [pulls down curtain] "COME SEE MY HAIRY ARMPITS"? I know you two are responsible!"
George Beard:
"How, how do you know, do you have any proof?"
Mr. Krupp:
"Ever since you've attended this elementary school you've been responsible for one prank after another. [montage of pranks plays]"
George Beard:
"...Wow, that's a lot of pranks."
Harold Hutchins:
"When it's cut together like that, you really get a sense of the scope."
George Beard:
"Some of those must have been really hard to pull off."
Harold Hutchins:
"Like that tiger!"
George Beard:
"Yeah, that tiger was crazy."
Mr. Krupp:
"[screaming] Aaaaaahh!"
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Mr. Krupp:
"[Big announcement] Our science teacher, Mr. Fyde, is no longer with us."
Sad Girl:
"He's *dead*? [Sobs]"
Mr. Krupp:
"What? No, not like that. He wanted to spend Saturday with his family. [laughs] So I fired him. I'll find a replacement next week."
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Harold Hutchins:
"Separate classes lead to separate lives, which inevitably leads to robots."
George Beard:
"Wait, what? Why are there robots at the mall?"
Harold Hutchins:
"Cuz it's the future. The future always has robots."
George Beard:
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are the robots shooting other robots? Aren't they supposed to be friends?"
Harold Hutchins:
"I don't know! I'm the artist, you're the writer! That's why we need each other!"
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George Beard:
"[Regarding the automatic door in Mr. Krupp's office] Wow! That is an expensive door."
Mr. Krupp:
"I had to cancel the arts and music program. I think I made the right choice."
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George Beard:
"Your problem isn't that people laugh at you. Your problem is that you can't laugh at yourself."
Professor Poopypants:
"Oh, really, Oprah? Is that my problem?"
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Professor Poopypants:
"Hiyah class, I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda."
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Melvin:
"Oh, Professor Poopypants, George and Harold are trying to stop you!"
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Captain Underpants:
"[after getting almost hit by a car] Huzzah!"
Driver:
"Out of the road, bozo!"
Captain Underpants:
"Why thank you, vehicle person!"
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Mr. Krupp:
"Ever since you've attended this elementary school, you've been responsible for one prank after another."
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George Beard:
"When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command."
George Beard & Harold Hutchins:
"You are now the greatest superhero of all time, the amazing Captain Underpants!"
Mr. Krupp:
"[as Captain Underpants] Tra-La-Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
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George Beard:
"[from the trailer] When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command."
George Beard & Harold Hutchins:
"You are now the greatest superhero of all time, the amazing Captain Underpants!"
Mr. Krupp:
"[as Captain Underpants] Tra-La-Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
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George Beard:
"[first lines] DreamWorks Animation presents. In association with Treehouse Comics!"
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