Kermit and Miss Piggy:
"Piggy, I thought Gonzo was gonna play the minister.""Heh heh..."
"Listen to me. You are Kermit the Frog… and- and you love me… you want to marry me… you want to have children with me."
"[as Phil] With you? In- In love with a pig? (chuckles)"
"Hey, watch it."
"Sorry, sir. I've gotta go get a contract, so I can go out and kill'em."
"Broadway" But-but this show's not good enough for Broadway.
Ronnie Crawford Bernard Crawford:
"Well I told you... I want to do something different!' 'So put some Jell-O down your pants!
-Ronnie Crawford Bernard Crawford"
"Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it IS "artistic."
"WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN!
"Rowlf: It's amazing. You speak Chinese like a native.
"Miss Piggy: Oh, dear Lord! Not jogging!
"Well, what are we waitin' for? Let's go to Broadway!
"I spied because I care!
"Look at me! You are not Phil! You are Kermit the Frog!
"She-she stole my purse!
Kermit the Frog:
"You here me New York? Were gonna be on Broadway! Because... because I'm not givin' up! I'm still here and I'm stayin'! You hear that New York? I'm stayin' here! The Frog is stayin'!!
-Kermit the Frog"