The Princess Bride
Release: January 27, 1987
Release: January 27, 1987

In this enchantingly cracked fairy tale, the beautiful Princess Buttercup and the dashing Westley must overcome staggering odds to find happiness amid six-fingered swordsmen, murderous princes, Sicilians and rodents of unusual size. But even death can't stop these true lovebirds from triumphing.

Inigo Montoya: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Man in Black: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
Vizzini: "You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this"
Westley: "WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."
Prince Humperdinck: "I think you're bluffing."
Westley: "It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all."
Westley: "DROP... YOUR... SWORD!"
Grandfather: "Alright, keep your shirt on!"
Westley: "This is true love. Do you think this happens everyday?"
Miracle Max: "You never had it so good!"
Miracle Max: "You ARE the brute squad"
Grandfather: "That's right, when I was your age television was called "books"."
Prince Humperdinck: "I think that everything is a trap, which is why I'm still alive."
Inigo Montoya: "So, let me 'splain. No, there's too much. Let me sum up."
Valerie: "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"
Count Rugen: "This is for posterity. Tell me, how do you feel? And please, be honest."
Old Woman: "Boo! Boo! So bow to the Queen of Rubbish, the Queen of Putrescence, The Queen of Garbage, for that's what she is! Boo! Boo! Boo!"
Prince Humperdinck: "Try ruling the world sometime."
Wesley: "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours. -Wesley"
Wesley: "I'll explain and use small words to make sure you understand, you warthog faced babboon. -Wesley"
Inigo Montoya: "You know, I've been in the revenge business for so long, now I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. (Wesley) Have you considered Piracy? You'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts. -Inigo Montoya"
Fessik: "I'm sory, I didn't mean to jog him so hard. -Fessik"
Wesley: "To the Pain! -Wesley"
Vizzini and Indigo: "Inconcieveable!" "You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means. -Vizzini and Indigo"
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