April 2, 2006 intro - The 50th Anniversary episode
July 8, 2002 intro.
Quote O' Matic
Lavash:"Get away for me! Don't touch me! [fighting over Sammy] It was you! You cock-sucking bagel fuck-face!"
Chunk Munchers Cereal:"Hey, watch it!"
Lavash:"You pushed me out of the cart! No surprise then, huh? A bagel trying to kill Lavash, once again!"
Sammy:"I pushed you? What are you nuts? I, why would they do that? I'm a pacifist. The only thing I've ever pushed is my peaceful agenda. Which even that I didn't push you know, I pretty much passive-aggressively nudge. I reached out of the panic. It was toots over here, the bun. She grabbed me."