mrbumpy
366 Posts
13 years, 8 months ago
Who would win in a fight?
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    MtLaStella
    333 Posts
    13 years, 8 months ago
    Chuck Norris, because according to Family Guy Popeye has malignant tumors and suffered strokes.
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      13 years, 8 months ago
      MtLaStella
      Chuck Norris, because according to Family Guy Popeye has malignant tumors and suffered strokes.


      Also, according to "Family guy", Chuck Norris has a third fist under his beard. So Chuck Norris would definatly win.




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        Captain_Howdy30
        2207 Posts
        13 years, 8 months ago
        Chuck Norris once killed a robot by sending his fist into the future.
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          13 years, 8 months ago
          Chuck Norris' paradise is war
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            Shaunbadia
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            13 years, 8 months ago
            When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris!




              fistoflegend
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              13 years, 8 months ago
              Popeye would beat chuck norris ass big time. Popeye gets power boost from eating spinache. He eats very healthy and is in great health despite what family guy says. Hell the dude beats up like 5o guys an episode.
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                jujubeeme
                402 Posts
                13 years, 8 months ago
                Chuck Norris can eat way more spinach than Popeye.
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                  Captain_Howdy30
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                  13 years, 8 months ago
                  If that's the case then what are we even talking about?
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                    Shaunbadia
                    2395 Posts
                    13 years, 7 months ago
                    Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of “the best damn espresso on Earth”.




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                      COOLHAND
                      2938 Posts
                      13 years, 7 months ago
                      popeye cause chuck norris is stupid
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                        Stickykeys09
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                        13 years, 6 months ago
                        Chuck Norris by far,

                        He went back in time to stop JFK's assasination, as Oswald was about to take the shot, Chuck roundhouse kicked him and JFK's head exploded from excitement.
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                          Maklu_IV
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                          13 years, 6 months ago
                          fistoflegend
                          Popeye would beat chuck norris ass big time. Popeye gets power boost from eating spinache. He eats very healthy and is in great health despite what family guy says. Hell the dude beats up like 5o guys an episode.


                          Unlike Popeye, Chuck Norris doesn't need spinach to kick your ass. Also, he took on an entire Viet-Cong army and won. Norris wins.


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                            SSJ_Jup81
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                            13 years, 5 months ago
                            Didn't Popeye take on all the Japanese soldiers in WWII? Bah, never mind. My vote goes to Popeye, despite his tumors and his strokes. =P :lol:
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                              13 years, 5 months ago
                              one time a cobra bit chuck norris and after 4 days of intense pain the cobara died
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                                Spider_Coven
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                                13 years, 5 months ago
                                Me all the way.
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                                  12 years, 6 months ago
                                  Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane by pointing his finger and yelling BANG!

                                  haha, that one gets me everytime
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                                    greenlink
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                                    12 years, 6 months ago
                                    Chuck norris stared evil in the face and it backed down.
                                    be afraid of chuck.
                                    he rocks and kicks butt. :arrow:
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                                      COOLHAND
                                      popeye cause chuck norris is stupid


                                      wrong man wrong popeye sucks :twisted:
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                                        jerrythemouse
                                        Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane by pointing his finger and yelling BANG!

                                        haha, that one gets me everytime


                                        The correct quote is chuck norris shot a german plane down by saying bang.
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