mrbumpy
366 Posts
17 years, 1 month ago
Who would win in a fight?
Chuck Norris, because according to Family Guy Popeye has malignant tumors and suffered strokes.
MtLaStella
Chuck Norris, because according to Family Guy Popeye has malignant tumors and suffered strokes.
Also, according to "Family guy", Chuck Norris has a third fist under his beard. So Chuck Norris would definatly win.
Chuck Norris once killed a robot by sending his fist into the future.
When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris!
fistoflegend
946 Posts
17 years, 1 month ago
Popeye would beat chuck norris ass big time. Popeye gets power boost from eating spinache. He eats very healthy and is in great health despite what family guy says. Hell the dude beats up like 5o guys an episode.
If that's the case then what are we even talking about?
Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of “the best damn espresso on Earthâ€.
Chuck Norris by far,
He went back in time to stop JFK's assasination, as Oswald was about to take the shot, Chuck roundhouse kicked him and JFK's head exploded from excitement.
He went back in time to stop JFK's assasination, as Oswald was about to take the shot, Chuck roundhouse kicked him and JFK's head exploded from excitement.
fistoflegend
Popeye would beat chuck norris ass big time. Popeye gets power boost from eating spinache. He eats very healthy and is in great health despite what family guy says. Hell the dude beats up like 5o guys an episode.
Unlike Popeye, Chuck Norris doesn't need spinach to kick your ass. Also, he took on an entire Viet-Cong army and won. Norris wins.
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Didn't Popeye take on all the Japanese soldiers in WWII? Bah, never mind. My vote goes to Popeye, despite his tumors and his strokes. =P :lol:
one time a cobra bit chuck norris and after 4 days of intense pain the cobara died
Me all the way.
Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane by pointing his finger and yelling BANG!
haha, that one gets me everytime
haha, that one gets me everytime
Chuck norris stared evil in the face and it backed down.
be afraid of chuck.
he rocks and kicks butt. :arrow:
be afraid of chuck.
he rocks and kicks butt. :arrow:
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Chuck norris stared evil in the face and it backed down.
be afraid of chuck.
he rocks and kicks butt. :arrow:
be afraid of chuck.
he rocks and kicks butt. :arrow:
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popeye cause chuck norris is stupid
wrong man wrong popeye sucks :twisted:
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jerrythemouse
Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane by pointing his finger and yelling BANG!
haha, that one gets me everytime
The correct quote is chuck norris shot a german plane down by saying bang.
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