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I'm not allowed to say the word because Adventure of Link doesn't like that word, so here is the story:
Everyday in my gym class, everyone makes jokes about how i like Bonk, and they say "Bonk is (slur) because it just is... its Bonk... that games like... old! Bonk runs around in a caveman toga!", and they say "why dont you find humor outside of Bonk? your a f@g! you like Bonk!", and also, today, in the locker room, i turned around and said "why am i an all day sucker because of they way i roll?" and then i turn around to the kid who takes showers everyday and he had his "w@ng" out at me, and everyone laughed and called me a f@g and said "what? he just said thats how he rolls (refering to what that kid did, and he was faced away from everyone except me so they didn't see it", so i just walked out and it spread throughout the whole school and now i am a total outcast. the problem is, i cant beat there asses because my school dont put up with that shit, they call the cops. and i cant call them any names because i got beat up for it. i don't know what to do and they totally stumped my counseler, so what are your suggestions?
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    TurboDuo
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    Whoa, whoa, whoa, nobody said that about Bonk. Besides, everyone knows you're copying off MicroMan's topic about Zelda. :lol:

    We all know what Bonk would do if he read this...
    I want to be a dentist.

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      TurboDuo
      We all know what Bonk would do if he read this...


      CRAP! Now there's a huge hole in my monitor!

      adventure_of_link
      Thoul: That's odd that you got picked on for liking Bonk in the 6th grade, considering everyone and their grandma (practically) brought their TurboGrafx-16s to school all the time with a Bonk game in them

      also the-micro-man, I'd say kick some ass dude. if they can get away with it, then you could too.


      oh i will, outside of school though


      Xe-A-Thoul
      It's pretty much true. Around the time Super Bonk & Arcade Bonk came out, the craze pretty much died down, and if you even talked about it, you'd look like a panzy, especially where I went. The school that pretty much changed how I acted. Like, used to be, I wouldn't swear, but hearing them kids frequently utter 'fuck', 'dick', and 'ass' around me pretty much turned me into a guttermouth. Turned me into a lot of other things, too.

      Bomberman, as a Bomberman, just place a couple of bombs next to him, then get away, unless you have a Heart or a Fire Coat or something.

      And... liking old games?

      Whether 'it's old' or 'it's a passing fad but still a good game' or 'the main character looks like a Fred Flintstone wannabe with a mammoth-fur toga. What a fruit.', they'll make fun of it.


      actually, bringing up that fred flintstone thing, it made me think of something that happened around halloween a few years ago. i went out as bonk and the adults giving candy kept saying "oh, we got a fred flintstone here" and i just said "I'M BONK FROM BONK'S ADVENTURE N00B! PWNED, N00B! PWNED, I SAY!!! NOW SCRAM OR I WILL H@XX0R YOUR @$$" and they said "whoa, well, uh, erm, uh, i never heard of that." and everytime someone said that, i just walked away from their house and left them clueless, and i can recall walking away from a good majority of houses, but thats because there are a bunch of n00bs out there who would rather shove their face in a science book than play turbografix-16, and that pisses me off.
      and the thing about old games, i cant tell you how many people in the last month told me that bonk was old:
      1: at a drive in movie during intermission, i played bonk's revenge on my turboexpress and my dads g/f said "Tyler, do you know how old that game is?!?"
      2: i was at my uncles bar when my brother was done cleaning it and my step sister was there, and she said the same thing when i played bonk 3.
      3: that kid in the locker room that flashed his w@ng
      4: one of my teachers when i drew a picture of bonk
      5: my brother, and he said to play cool games like LEGEND OF ZELDA II (but i dont blame him, ZELDA is a good game. i'm getting 2 for my wii virtual console soon-- wait, I already did last year! oh well, whatever... nevermind.)
      and there were even more comments like that but a few years ago
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        the-micro-man
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        i forgot to mention this earlier, i tried to prove to those kids in my locker room that Air Zonk and Air Zonk II: Rockabilly Paradise were rated 9.5 in TurboPlay Magazine and one of them said "thats because of all the other fags like you that play it" and now people are starting to get even MORE pissed off because i am waiting for Bonk's Adventure 4: ENOUGH, ALREADY!! for the TurboDuo, and i put a reminder in my agenda book about it, and a jock from the football team in my study hall saw my drawing the title of it in my agenda, and he said "your lucky that you don't live anywhere near me, because i'd beat your ass for playing those games" probably because of all the hype with the ohio state vs michigan game going on (I live in ohio) and me not saying a word about it becuase i aint interested and that pisses me off. if they have there own personal likings and they have a problem with what i like than i say just feel like telling them to shut yer mouth and go bitch to there mom about it, but they tattle on me all the time for cussing and they should give me a good reason not to tattle on them, and they say "because we will beat your ass outside of school if you tell", so I said "STFU N00B I DO WHAT I FEEL LIKE, BIOTCH!!!! YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT, HER FAMILY PICTURE WAS TAKEN WITH THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE!", so they just bitch-slapped me, shook their heads, and left. then they tripped me. gawd i hate n00bs.
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          Bonk looks more like a cave BABY and not a cave man!
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            sonic64
            Bonk looks more like a cave BABY and not a cave man!


            STFU BITCH!!!!!

            fyi i'm 15 and try to be a man, but everyone in my school are just a bunch of idiots, and i'm gonna say this one more time, so listen up: If you beat someone up in my school, the principal calls the cops.

            Now, do I have to repeat it?
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              sonic64
              Bonk looks more like a cave BABY and not a cave man!


              STFU BITCH!!!!!

              fyi i'm 15 and try to be a man, but everyone in my school are just a bunch of idiots, and i'm gonna say this one more time, so listen up: If you beat someone up in my school, the principal calls the cops.

              Now, do I have to repeat it?


              What did I do to you?? :(
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                sonic64
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                sonic64
                Bonk looks more like a cave BABY and not a cave man!


                STFU BITCH!!!!!

                fyi i'm 15 and try to be a man, but everyone in my school are just a bunch of idiots, and i'm gonna say this one more time, so listen up: If you beat someone up in my school, the principal calls the cops.

                Now, do I have to repeat it?


                What did I do to you?? :(


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                nice try. we know what your thinking, n00b. PWNED!!!!11
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                  the-micro-man
                  sonic64
                  the-micro-man
                  sonic64
                  Bonk looks more like a cave BABY and not a cave man!


                  STFU BITCH!!!!!

                  fyi i'm 15 and try to be a man, but everyone in my school are just a bunch of idiots, and i'm gonna say this one more time, so listen up: If you beat someone up in my school, the principal calls the cops.

                  Now, do I have to repeat it?


                  What did I do to you?? :(




                  nice try. we know what your thinking, n00b. PWNED!!!!11


                  What is your problem, dude? All said was that Bonk LOOKED like a kid and not a caveman!
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                    sonic64
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                    sonic64
                    Bonk looks more like a cave BABY and not a cave man!


                    STFU BITCH!!!!!

                    fyi i'm 15 and try to be a man, but everyone in my school are just a bunch of idiots, and i'm gonna say this one more time, so listen up: If you beat someone up in my school, the principal calls the cops.

                    Now, do I have to repeat it?


                    What did I do to you?? :(




                    nice try. we know what your thinking, n00b. PWNED!!!!11


                    What is your problem, dude? All said was that Bonk LOOKED like a kid and not a caveman!


                    thanks man, that felt so fucking swell! today at my dreaded wal-mart (explained in the mario galaxy in walmart thread) to buy R-Type, and many of the Nintendo gamers are there, and i'd probably look like an idiot buying a TurboGrafix game there. Normally you would probably see girls with pink TurboDuoss, but where i live, you don't, either parents don't want there girls to play them or they have a DS. I will explain the results i get from walmart later.
                    btw, me and my friend (only other friend that plays TurboGrafix in my school) had a survey on who would win in Bonk and Adventure Island games (only between bonk and master higgins) and a bunch of the jocks during lunch nosed in and said "aren't you too old to be playing that!?!?" and others agreed and caused a riot, and the janitor had to settle it. Most of the teachers didn't know who bonk or master higgins was, liked Zelda better, and only one replied with (bonk is faster, so he would win) and she is a popular teacher, and that is another thing that was involved in the riot. one teacher went to masterhiggins.com and it brought up a gay porn website (you know, your typical gay BDSM pool?) and he said "see, thats a master higgins. i vote for master higgins) and i actually thought that was funny, then more people in the class replied with (aren't you too old to play that?!?!?) and then i told the teacher about you guys becuase your older and still play oldschool and he said "yeah, and do they have any jobs" and said something similar to what XeAThoul said about nerds buying Zelda games and going poor.
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                      the-micro-man
                      thanks man, that felt so fucking swell! today at my dreaded wal-mart (explained in the mario galaxy in walmart thread) to buy R-Type, and many of the Nintendo gamers are there, and i'd probably look like an idiot buying a TurboGrafix game there. Normally you would probably see girls with pink TurboDuoss, but where i live, you don't, either parents don't want there girls to play them or they have a DS. I will explain the results i get from walmart later.
                      btw, me and my friend (only other friend that plays TurboGrafix in my school) had a survey on who would win in Bonk and Adventure Island games (only between bonk and master higgins) and a bunch of the jocks during lunch nosed in and said "aren't you too old to be playing that!?!?" and others agreed and caused a riot, and the janitor had to settle it. Most of the teachers didn't know who bonk or master higgins was, liked Zelda better, and only one replied with (bonk is faster, so he would win) and she is a popular teacher, and that is another thing that was involved in the riot. one teacher went to masterhiggins.com and it brought up a gay porn website (you know, your typical gay BDSM pool?) and he said "see, thats a master higgins. i vote for master higgins) and i actually thought that was funny, then more people in the class replied with (aren't you too old to play that?!?!?) and then i told the teacher about you guys becuase your older and still play oldschool and he said "yeah, and do they have any jobs" and said something similar to what XeAThoul said about nerds buying Zelda games and going poor.


                      I ask one simple question and all I get is a confusing response! You really need to cut some slack, man! :x
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                        haha, nice pun, but i only show my "not-cutting-slackness" becuase i'm not letting anyone stop me from being who i am. and with the chics, they treated me bad when i first moved in, when i didn't show my "not-cutting-slackness", but here is a story i told in another gay bar:

                        "i was at my local library the other day, and i was on the computers looking up the reviews and new vidoes of Bonk's Revenge on youtube (fullscreen, btw) and then a group of highschool junior girls from my school (i don't know them, but i have seen them at my school) sat to the computer next to me and they did some stupid powerpoint project for advanced biology/chemistry, or whatever it was it involved science, but either way i didn't give a shit because Bonk is better than science because Bonk involves cavemen with shrunken torsos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAAA!!!!!!!! SCIENCE IS LAME!!!!! PWNED NOOB!!!!! My friend walked in and i told him "Hey Taylor! It says that Bonk's Revenge is coming October 1st!" just then, the whole group of girls next to me looked at both of us and then laughed, but laughed harder when they saw us watching the video (looking at eachother laughing like we were nerds), so here is my second question: What would you have said to those girls? (they werent chics, by the way!) and do you agree with me that Bonk's Adventure Games is better that science/biology/chemistry/and all that other shit?"

                        and the pajamas, like i said, NOT WEARING PANTS IN PUBLIC IS A POPULAR THING WHERE I LIVE, AND EVEN IN MY SCHOOL, your just proving my point that the mother looked at me because of that. if it werent for mario, no one like microsoft or sony would be competing with them! thats what no one understands. fuck you.
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                          sonic64
                          Bonk looks more like a cave BABY and not a cave man!


                          You've obviously haven't played the greatness that is the Bonk series. Besides, he's a cavekid, not a caveman! :x

                          I want to be a dentist.

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                            Them and there stupid scientifical game show, going crazy over it while they give someone a dirty look in line because he likes Bonk's Adventure, thats racist... :x

                            SOOO RACIST!!!

                            I'M GOING TO START A RIOT, I SAY! I RIOT FOR PWNING ALL RACIST N00BS! A TURBOGRAFIX-16 FAN-SUPREMACY ORGINAZATION!

                            NEC POWER! NEC POWER!!!!!!!! :evil:
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                              the-micro-man
                              Them and there stupid scientifical game show, going crazy over it while they give someone a dirty look in line because he likes Bonk's Adventure, thats racist... :x

                              SOOO RACIST!!!

                              I'M GOING TO START A RIOT, I SAY! I RIOT FOR PWNING ALL RACIST N00BS! A TURBOGRAFIX-16 FAN-SUPREMACY ORGINAZATION!

                              NEC POWER! NEC POWER!!!!!!!! :evil:


                              You are so unusual... :?
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                                Okay Sonic64, i'm gonna need your help, i got into a fight about this on myspace and here is what this kid wrote:

                                without a doubt, people hate the TurboGrafix-16 because the controllers are retarded. The games are crap other than a few, and Wii play together is it's slogan...The SEGA Genesis is also without a doubt the best system on the face of the planet. It has the best graphics, best games, and its the most popular system. Your thing about the Sonic the Hedgehog 3 fans, yea there were prolly 4 times as many people who lined up for halo 3 than the goddamn TurboDuo. No one plays those old games like Bonk's Adventure and Adventure Island because no one like gay cavemen running around in little loincloths. Besides, the princess is prolly like master higgins's sister or somethin coz that guy is reallly realllly reallly a flamer. Hmm what else i got... oh yea... you said n00b like 4 times in that frickin thing. That just goes to show you what kinda people play the TurboGrafix.........

                                what do you have to say to him? hurry!
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                                  ....? i'm not even gonna ask...
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                                    the-micro-man
                                    Okay Sonic64, i'm gonna need your help, i got into a fight about this on myspace and here is what this kid wrote:

                                    without a doubt, people hate the TurboGrafix-16 because the controllers are retarded. The games are crap other than a few, and Wii play together is it's slogan...The SEGA Genesis is also without a doubt the best system on the face of the planet. It has the best graphics, best games, and its the most popular system. Your thing about the Sonic the Hedgehog 3 fans, yea there were prolly 4 times as many people who lined up for halo 3 than the goddamn TurboDuo. No one plays those old games like Bonk's Adventure and Adventure Island because no one like gay cavemen running around in little loincloths. Besides, the princess is prolly like master higgins's sister or somethin coz that guy is reallly realllly reallly a flamer. Hmm what else i got... oh yea... you said n00b like 4 times in that frickin thing. That just goes to show you what kinda people play the TurboGrafix.........

                                    what do you have to say to him? hurry!


                                    I'd just ignore him and agree with people who like what you enjoy. 8)
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                                      I just spent the rest of my Christmas money today, and man was I pleased to see a few NEC fans! It was first at Target and a whole family were buying TurboGrafix games and talking about cool it was when they bought it. Actually, that was it! I was looking for a HuCard Converter and Target was out, so then I went to Odd Lots.

                                      ODD LOTS had 3 more HuCard Converters, so I let out a "Yes, they have it" after hearing that they were as hard to get as TurboDuos themselves. But once I shouted it, which wasn't very loud, a few of the people behind me (looking at the Nintendo games and talking about some game called "the shocker, the rocker, and the showstopper" or something), turned around for a second breifly looking at me, and then looking at eachother with a " " grin and then one looked at me and said "What the fuck dude?" so then under my breath I said "Whatever, I don't even wanna know" and just let them go on laughing, not really caring because I got my hands on one of the last HuCard Converters. Then as I was looking at the box in all its glory, reading the description of the BomberMan's Bomb-Throwing training game on the back and then looking at BomberMan '94 TurboDuo edition on the rack, a mother and 3 kids were coming down the isle.

                                      Before they walked in, one kid saw BomberMan on the TurboGrafix-16 (playable as a demo, finally) and asked his mom if he could play it. She said in a stern voice "No, I don't want you playing evil bomb terrorist fighting liberal pinko gay homo hippie drug games!" So then I stood up and kindly suggested that he should be allowed to play it because it isn't a violent game. Then she said "See Moses, I don't want you to end up like him, buying "those" kind of games, so lets go!" So I just rolled my eyes and walked out of the isle to look in the vhs's for an InuYasha boxset, because I'm an otaku furry.

                                      Later when I went in line, the same mother with her kids were in front of me, and she bought her kids some Power Rangers game for the GB with the Mega Zord on the front or something and Spongebob 2 for the TurboDuo. WTF? If only those guys looking at the Genesis games had the guts to insult her...

                                      That brings up my next question, why are parents buying their kids the Dogz instead of Nintendogs for the DS? I mean sure, Catz and Hamsterz are pretty cool because they don't have different animals in the NECdogs series, but how can Dogz look alot better than Nintendogs? My history teacher told the class that she got her daughter a TurboDuo for christmas with Dogz 2 and Hannah Montana's Whorefest III, and there is nothing wrong with a young girl liking Hannah Montana, but how can Dogz 2 be possibly better than NECdogs?
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                                        the-micro-man
                                        I just spent the rest of my Christmas money today, and man was I pleased to see a few NEC fans! It was first at Target and a whole family were buying TurboGrafix games and talking about cool it was when they bought it. Actually, that was it! I was looking for a HuCard Converter and Target was out, so then I went to Odd Lots.

                                        ODD LOTS had 3 more HuCard Converters, so I let out a "Yes, they have it" after hearing that they were as hard to get as TurboDuos themselves. But once I shouted it, which wasn't very loud, a few of the people behind me (looking at the Nintendo games and talking about some game called "the shocker, the rocker, and the showstopper" or something), turned around for a second breifly looking at me, and then looking at eachother with a " " grin and then one looked at me and said "What the fuck dude?" so then under my breath I said "Whatever, I don't even wanna know" and just let them go on laughing, not really caring because I got my hands on one of the last HuCard Converters. Then as I was looking at the box in all its glory, reading the description of the BomberMan's Bomb-Throwing training game on the back and then looking at BomberMan '94 TurboDuo edition on the rack, a mother and 3 kids were coming down the isle.

                                        Before they walked in, one kid saw BomberMan on the TurboGrafix-16 (playable as a demo, finally) and asked his mom if he could play it. She said in a stern voice "No, I don't want you playing evil bomb terrorist fighting liberal pinko gay homo hippie drug games!" So then I stood up and kindly suggested that he should be allowed to play it because it isn't a violent game. Then she said "See Moses, I don't want you to end up like him, buying "those" kind of games, so lets go!" So I just rolled my eyes and walked out of the isle to look in the vhs's for an InuYasha boxset, because I'm an okatu furry.

                                        Later when I went in line, the same mother with her kids were in front of me, and she bought her kids some Power Rangers game for the GB with the Mega Zord on the front or something and Spongebob 2 for the TurboDuo. WTF? If only those guys looking at the Genesis games had the guts to insult her...

                                        That brings up my next question, why are parents buying their kids the Dogz instead of Nintendogs for the DS? I mean sure, Catz and Hamsterz are pretty cool because they don't have different animals in the NECdogs series, but how can Dogz look alot better than Nintendogs? My history teacher told the class that she got her daughter a TurboDuo for christmas with Dogz 2 and Hannah Montana's Whorefest III, and there is nothing wrong with a young girl liking Hannah Montana, but how can Dogz 2 be possibly better than NECdogs?


                                        But what did you think about my response about your friend? :?
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