That one's very close, I think that's a snippet of the original but it's not the same guy speaking. The one I'm looking for is the slightly older one. The original guy says ''Dear clumsy bellboys, brutal cab drivers, careless doormen, ruthless porters, savage baggage masters and all butter-fingered luggage handlers all over the world, have we got a suitcase for you.'' that commercial just cracks me up. :p