There is a commercial from the 80's I'd give anything to see again. I believe it was a Wendy's ad for a fish sandwich. If anyone finds it on youtube or anywhere else, please let me know.
Anyhow, the commercial goes like this:
Characters:
1. Nerdy cashier
2. Lady customer
3. Fred, the manager
There is a nerdy guy with glasses behind the counter. A lady walks up to the counter with her sandwich pulled apart, and a disgusting substance dripping from the bread.
LADY CUSTOMER: "excuse me sir, I ordered fish!"
CASHIER (looking at the Sandwich): "This is fish....... I think"
Cashier(nervously turns around to Fred): "Hey Fred, is this fish?"
After the commercial shows the Wendy's (or whatever fast food chain) fish sandwich, the commercial then cuts back to the Cashier and Fred
Fred(looking in a book): "If its square its fish, if its round its a burger!"
I'd give anything to see this commercial again.