Outsider
374 Posts
18 years, 3 months ago
What christmal carol parodies did you sing as a kid?
One of my favourites was:
deck the halls with poison ivy fa la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be naughty fa la la la la la la la la
break a window, slash a tire fa la la la la la la la la
set the teachers hair on fire fa la la la la la la la la
One of my favourites was:
deck the halls with poison ivy fa la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be naughty fa la la la la la la la la
break a window, slash a tire fa la la la la la la la la
set the teachers hair on fire fa la la la la la la la la
I remember in my 1st grade program they told us "not to sing like Bart Simpson".
Several
1. jingle bells, batman smells
2. "5 roast beef sandwiches" (Arby's put out that commercial and I ended up intentionally replacing 5 golden rings with that every time I sung 12 days of x-mas)
and the third one might not really be safe for this board
1. jingle bells, batman smells
2. "5 roast beef sandwiches" (Arby's put out that commercial and I ended up intentionally replacing 5 golden rings with that every time I sung 12 days of x-mas)
and the third one might not really be safe for this board
garfield.com always haves his 12 days of chistmas, in fact, it is starting agian on the 14th
Outsider
374 Posts
18 years, 3 months ago
adventure_of_link
Several
2. "5 roast beef sandwiches" (Arby's put out that commercial and I ended up intentionally replacing 5 golden rings with that every time I sung 12 days of x-mas)
I have a disney record where goofy accidently sings "5 onion rings" so I sang it that way a lot
adventure_of_link
Several
and the third one might not really be safe for this board
Come on man, your a Mod, just slap an adult sticky on it.
Narrator: Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But... there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit... a Darkside :twisted: 
yellow snow..(let it snow) and walking round in womens underwhere ( walking in a winter wonderland)..those were actual radio parodies so funny though
Luigi719
777 Posts
18 years, 3 months ago
joy to the world the teachers dead
This isn't a surrender, this is what in the military we call a total a$$ kicking
Ciara_Aislinn
380 Posts
18 years, 3 months ago
Luigi719
joy to the world the teachers dead
We baaaaaaaaarrrrr-bequuueeeeed her heeeead!
What happened to her boooody?
We flushed it down the poootty
And round and round it goes
And round and round it goes
And rouuuuund and rooooound and round it goes!
One I heard growing up: (We Three Kings)
We three lads at Smokey Joe's Bar
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loooooaded
IIIIt explooooded
Blowing us alllllll afar
kimbaltak
2623 Posts
18 years, 3 months ago
^^^^I was just about to say that one.
this one is a parody of joy to the world
"going down a hill
on a set of broken skis
straight in to a rock
breaking both your knees HA HA HA"
or
"sliding down a hill
on a big ole busted log
falling of a cliff
right into a bog HA HA HA"
this one is a parody of joy to the world
"going down a hill
on a set of broken skis
straight in to a rock
breaking both your knees HA HA HA"
or
"sliding down a hill
on a big ole busted log
falling of a cliff
right into a bog HA HA HA"
jaredpresley
77 Posts
18 years, 3 months ago
Rainbow_Bright
yellow snow..(let it snow) and walking round in womens underwhere ( walking in a winter wonderland)..those were actual radio parodies so funny though
Reminds me of that Zappa song Don't eat that Yellow Snow.
Ciara_Aislinn
Luigi719joy to the world the teachers dead
We baaaaaaaaarrrrr-bequuueeeeed her heeeead!
What happened to her boooody?
We flushed it down the poootty
And round and round it goes
And round and round it goes
And rouuuuund and rooooound and round it goes!
I remember it as:
"Joy to the world, the school burned down
And all the teachers died
We went looking for the principal
She was hanging from a flagpole
With a rope around her neck,
With a rope around her neck,
With a ro-OPE, a ro-o-ope around her neck!"
kimbaltak
2623 Posts
18 years, 3 months ago
Video_Jukebox
I remember it as:
"Joy to the world, the school burned down
And all the teachers died
We went looking for the principal
She was hanging from a flagpole
With a rope around her neck,
With a rope around her neck,
With a ro-OPE, a ro-o-ope around her neck!"
Ciara_Aislinn
Luigi719joy to the world the teachers dead
We baaaaaaaaarrrrr-bequuueeeeed her heeeead!
What happened to her boooody?
We flushed it down the poootty
And round and round it goes
And round and round it goes
And rouuuuund and rooooound and round it goes!
the one ciara wrote was how nelsen sang it on the simpsons. when lisa and him were a couple.
Ciara_Aislinn
Luigi719joy to the world the teachers dead
We baaaaaaaaarrrrr-bequuueeeeed her heeeead!
What happened to her boooody?
We flushed it down the poootty
And round and round it goes
And round and round it goes
And rouuuuund and rooooound and round it goes!
The only difference that I had as a kid was that we replaced a particular student's name where "teacher" is sung.
Also, Jingle Bells Batman Smells was a popular one.
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kimbaltak
2623 Posts
18 years, 3 months ago
whoa the same song made it to 3 posts in a row
MicroMan
674 Posts
18 years, 3 months ago
Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg
Santa went to Pizza Hut and threw himself away
Santa went to Pizza Hut and threw himself away