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17 years, 5 months ago
What christmal carol parodies did you sing as a kid?

One of my favourites was:

deck the halls with poison ivy fa la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be naughty fa la la la la la la la la
break a window, slash a tire fa la la la la la la la la
set the teachers hair on fire fa la la la la la la la la
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    pikachulover
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    17 years, 5 months ago
    I remember in my 1st grade program they told us "not to sing like Bart Simpson".
      adventure_of_link's Avatar
      17 years, 5 months ago
      Several

      1. jingle bells, batman smells
      2. "5 roast beef sandwiches" (Arby's put out that commercial and I ended up intentionally replacing 5 golden rings with that every time I sung 12 days of x-mas)

      and the third one might not really be safe for this board
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        Brick_Wall
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        17 years, 5 months ago
        garfield.com always haves his 12 days of chistmas, in fact, it is starting agian on the 14th
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          17 years, 5 months ago
          adventure_of_link
          Several

          2. "5 roast beef sandwiches" (Arby's put out that commercial and I ended up intentionally replacing 5 golden rings with that every time I sung 12 days of x-mas)



          I have a disney record where goofy accidently sings "5 onion rings" so I sang it that way a lot
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            17 years, 5 months ago
            adventure_of_link
            Several

            and the third one might not really be safe for this board


            Come on man, your a Mod, just slap an adult sticky on it.
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              Rainbow_Bright
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              17 years, 5 months ago
              yellow snow..(let it snow) and walking round in womens underwhere ( walking in a winter wonderland)..those were actual radio parodies so funny though
                Luigi719
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                17 years, 5 months ago
                joy to the world the teachers dead
                This isn't a surrender, this is what in the military we call a total a$$ kicking

                  Ciara_Aislinn
                  380 Posts
                  17 years, 5 months ago
                  Luigi719
                  joy to the world the teachers dead


                  We baaaaaaaaarrrrr-bequuueeeeed her heeeead!
                  What happened to her boooody?
                  We flushed it down the poootty
                  And round and round it goes
                  And round and round it goes
                  And rouuuuund and rooooound and round it goes!

                  One I heard growing up: (We Three Kings)

                  We three lads at Smokey Joe's Bar
                  Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
                  It was loooooaded
                  IIIIt explooooded
                  Blowing us alllllll afar
                    kimbaltak
                    2623 Posts
                    17 years, 5 months ago
                    ^^^^I was just about to say that one.

                    this one is a parody of joy to the world

                    "going down a hill
                    on a set of broken skis
                    straight in to a rock
                    breaking both your knees HA HA HA"

                    or

                    "sliding down a hill
                    on a big ole busted log
                    falling of a cliff
                    right into a bog HA HA HA"
                      jaredpresley
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                      17 years, 5 months ago
                      Rainbow_Bright
                      yellow snow..(let it snow) and walking round in womens underwhere ( walking in a winter wonderland)..those were actual radio parodies so funny though


                      Reminds me of that Zappa song Don't eat that Yellow Snow.
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                        Video_Jukebox
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                        17 years, 5 months ago
                        Ciara_Aislinn
                        Luigi719
                        joy to the world the teachers dead


                        We baaaaaaaaarrrrr-bequuueeeeed her heeeead!
                        What happened to her boooody?
                        We flushed it down the poootty
                        And round and round it goes
                        And round and round it goes
                        And rouuuuund and rooooound and round it goes!


                        I remember it as:

                        "Joy to the world, the school burned down
                        And all the teachers died
                        We went looking for the principal
                        She was hanging from a flagpole
                        With a rope around her neck,
                        With a rope around her neck,
                        With a ro-OPE, a ro-o-ope around her neck!"
                        "Preserving the old ways from being abused,
                        Protecting the new ways for me and for you.
                        What more can we do?"
                        --The Kinks, "Village Green Preservation Society"
                          kimbaltak
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                          17 years, 5 months ago
                          Video_Jukebox
                          I remember it as:

                          "Joy to the world, the school burned down
                          And all the teachers died
                          We went looking for the principal
                          She was hanging from a flagpole
                          With a rope around her neck,
                          With a rope around her neck,
                          With a ro-OPE, a ro-o-ope around her neck!"



                          Ciara_Aislinn
                          Luigi719
                          joy to the world the teachers dead


                          We baaaaaaaaarrrrr-bequuueeeeed her heeeead!
                          What happened to her boooody?
                          We flushed it down the poootty
                          And round and round it goes
                          And round and round it goes
                          And rouuuuund and rooooound and round it goes!




                          the one ciara wrote was how nelsen sang it on the simpsons. when lisa and him were a couple.
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                            SharonTheJedi
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                            17 years, 5 months ago
                            Ciara_Aislinn
                            Luigi719
                            joy to the world the teachers dead


                            We baaaaaaaaarrrrr-bequuueeeeed her heeeead!
                            What happened to her boooody?
                            We flushed it down the poootty
                            And round and round it goes
                            And round and round it goes
                            And rouuuuund and rooooound and round it goes!

                            The only difference that I had as a kid was that we replaced a particular student's name where "teacher" is sung.

                            Also, Jingle Bells Batman Smells was a popular one.
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                              kimbaltak
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                              17 years, 5 months ago
                              whoa the same song made it to 3 posts in a row
                                MicroMan
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                                17 years, 5 months ago
                                Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg
                                Santa went to Pizza Hut and threw himself away
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