My elementary school music class was a big joke and, for the most part, I hated it for the following reasons:
- we were forced to sing religious songs (Catholic school) while the music teacher played some crappy generic tune. It takes very little talent to strum a guitar with no change whatsoever in the rhythm. We also got to play with the 'kid' instruments like wooden blocks and sticks.
- music class was mandatory until the third or fourth grade.
- being part of the Christmas, spring, and Irish concerts was mandatory until fourth grade, whether or not you could sing. The Irish dancing was a joke and made a complete mockery of real dancing (don't expect pro dancing from seven-year-olds, but geez leave the damn dancing out - it sucked). And all the song themes were gag-worthy - one was about dieting, one was about reading books, Sargent Nancy Clancy, some stupid thing about Irish stew, and some really goofy chant to the tune of the wedding march. Makes me cringe just thinking about it.
- every damn year, a play was put on by the upper classmen...and it was always either The Sound of Music or Oliver Twist. And every single year until she graduated, one particular girl was chosen for the lead roll in the Sound of Music because of her voice.