HarryReems
Good call.
I say put on a bunch of Ben Affleck movies.
I had to sit through a bunch of Ben Affleck and J-Lo movies on a Greyhound bus trip from Adelaide to Melbourne (which is about 13 hours). Holy crap! I'd never seriously considered slitting my own wrists before but sheesh!
Here's my idea. Instead of a tv channel, you make a website that features only shows from the 80s. The name of the site can be Retro Stuff! No, Classic Junk! Well, the name isn't important. Just focus on getting the rights to all those 80s tv show openning credits for now. To make the website appeal to a wider audience though, include stuff from the 70s and 90s as well. Then you'll be set my friend.