Greetings.
I am Robillard, from the planet Mars---
And all we eat are candy bars!
(sees cardboard NASA Space Capsule)
But wait!
What is this?
(opens the top of the capsule, there is a bowl of fruit)
Earth Fruit?!?!?!
(picks up an apple, takes a bite)
mmm. It is good. It is better-than-good: it is yummy and not bad!
Wait 'till I tell the other Martians about this!
After only eating candybars, we don't know what we've missed!
(synth space sounds)
anyone have this on tape?