Today a bunch of new photos were released, and I happened upon them, so here's what we have so far:
I don't know why I keep running into them, but I thought you guys would appreciate it.
EDIT: Photos removed from website! You'll have to enjoy these pink star-ridden ones for now.
I don't know why I keep running into them, but I thought you guys would appreciate it.
EDIT: Photos removed from website! You'll have to enjoy these pink star-ridden ones for now.
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Today a bunch of new photos were released, and I happened upon them, so here's what we have so far:
I don't know why I keep running into them, but I thought you guys would appreciate it.
EDIT: Photos removed from website! You'll have to enjoy these pink star-ridden ones for now.
I don't know why I keep running into them, but I thought you guys would appreciate it.
EDIT: Photos removed from website! You'll have to enjoy these pink star-ridden ones for now.
Those look sweet!
Can't wait.
Can't wait.
Whoah.
That all looks like 100% suck, except for Snake Eyes & Baroness.
I kinda thought they would do this. Put everyone in some sleek, black bullshit, and make it Totally Spies: the live action movie.
Ahh, what the turds. I'll see it anyway.
That all looks like 100% suck, except for Snake Eyes & Baroness.
I kinda thought they would do this. Put everyone in some sleek, black bullshit, and make it Totally Spies: the live action movie.
Ahh, what the turds. I'll see it anyway.
WOW that was super-quick...all the photos were taken down from wwtdd.com...maybe they're redesigning?
Well, the girls look ok, but the rest of the group looks like the stars of some Roger Coreman pic.
System
79987 Posts
16 years, 5 months ago
Goddamn Stephen Sommers....
And what about Roadblock? Does ANYBODY care about poor Roadblock? His rhymes are what got the Joes to knuckle-down and beat the shit out of Cobra. What a bunch of racist racism.
System
79987 Posts
16 years, 5 months ago
None of the characters have any character to their costumes. MAYBE Snake-Eyes and General Hawk. But the rest are interchangable. They need the colorful costumes. Otherwise you may as well call this X-Men 4: Mutants Without Powers.
They...
I...
Uh...
What in the name of Sweet Zombie Jesus' Rotting Left Testicle is that supposed to be? Half of them are in black leather. Rip Cord in particular looks like he went a-stealin' in the freakin' Bat-Cave! What kind of ass-ridden monkey-sputum is this movie going to turn out like? It's nothing like Joe should be. Are we going to have another Michael Bay-esque travesty on our hands here?
I...
Uh...
What in the name of Sweet Zombie Jesus' Rotting Left Testicle is that supposed to be? Half of them are in black leather. Rip Cord in particular looks like he went a-stealin' in the freakin' Bat-Cave! What kind of ass-ridden monkey-sputum is this movie going to turn out like? It's nothing like Joe should be. Are we going to have another Michael Bay-esque travesty on our hands here?
System
79987 Posts
16 years, 5 months ago
Okay, upon closer look at the costumes, here's what I found. The GI JOE logo imprinted in the camo on Cover Girl and General Hawk. I thought they were supposed to be stealth, not advertising. Storm Storm has a gun. Why does a ninja have a gun? Why isn't his face covered? Baroness is missing her glasses. Well, there goes her appeal. Now she's just a chick in leather. Duke has a goatee...umm, yeah thats not lame. Ripcord is black. (I'm going for accuracy here.) And a Wayans. Did we not learn anything from the first Dungeons & Dragons movie?
Lets face it. This will suck.
Lets face it. This will suck.
I have to admit, looking at Duke makes me think, "bastard offspring of Justin Timberlake and a rock-climbing ballet dancer."
System
79987 Posts
16 years, 5 months ago
I've got pics without the stars on it. And better quality.
Edit - The pics. Gringe away.
Edit - The pics. Gringe away.
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I've got pics without the stars on it. And better quality.
Edit - The pics. Gringe away.
Edit - The pics. Gringe away.
System
79987 Posts
16 years, 5 months ago
The rest of the crapfest.
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The rest of the crapfest.
Wow.
That GI Joe logo hidden in their pants really sucks shit.
When I saw that first picture of Snake Eyes, I thought, "Okay, this is looking kinda cool".
Then here comes all the Black-Armored Spy Pals! Great....Take away everyone's personalized outfit, and replace it with some black latex horseshit. How Imaginative. I'm expecting some "Fast & The Furious"-type car chases, as well.
I wonder how suckaly they'll make Cobra look.
That GI Joe logo hidden in their pants really sucks shit.
When I saw that first picture of Snake Eyes, I thought, "Okay, this is looking kinda cool".
Then here comes all the Black-Armored Spy Pals! Great....Take away everyone's personalized outfit, and replace it with some black latex horseshit. How Imaginative. I'm expecting some "Fast & The Furious"-type car chases, as well.
I wonder how suckaly they'll make Cobra look.
You know what it looks like? It looks like they're using the Sigma 6 outfits instead of the original ones. That sucks, but the actors playing the characters don't look too bad, except Duke looks too young.
"Did I ever tell you how much I like ants huh? Especially fried in a subtle blend of mech fluid and grated gears?"
-Rampage, Beast Wars
-Rampage, Beast Wars
Dennis Quaid looks about 1,000,000,000 years old. Great, and hopefully Destro will be in a wheelchair and wear a neckbrace.
So here are some more characters.
Destro (no mask??)
Heavy Duty
Breaker
The next time I run into Dennis Quaid I am going to ask him about these damn costumes. And considering I've seen him 3 times this year already, it's bound to happen again.
Destro (no mask??)
Heavy Duty
Breaker
The next time I run into Dennis Quaid I am going to ask him about these damn costumes. And considering I've seen him 3 times this year already, it's bound to happen again.
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So here are some more characters.
Destro (no mask??)
Heavy Duty
Breaker
The next time I run into Dennis Quaid I am going to ask him about these damn costumes. And considering I've seen him 3 times this year already, it's bound to happen again.
Destro (no mask??)
Heavy Duty
Breaker
The next time I run into Dennis Quaid I am going to ask him about these damn costumes. And considering I've seen him 3 times this year already, it's bound to happen again.
I wanna ask whoever's making this movie if Hollywood demands that they change shit around so it sucks or if it's the director's choice.
This is not GI Joe this is Black Hawk Down meets Behind Enemy Lines
It's definitely gay that they changed shit from the old 80's show. Definitely, definitely gay.