Yahoo just posted the top 10 most confusing questions from the new Transformers film. A lot of them I had also. It also cements on WHY the film is the worst film of the year.

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/smg-transformers-10-questions.html

And for those who don't trust the link, here's a reprint of the questions:

1. In "Transformers," there was this giant battle in the middle of downtown Los Angeles -- excuse me, Mission City -- that was witnessed by thousands of people at the very least. But somehow the government was able to cover up the whole thing, and now the existence of alien robots is just an internet rumor? How did they do it? Pay off everyone who was there and quickly fix millions of dollars in damage? Also, didn't Keller (Jon Voight) go on TV and tell everyone we were being attacked by "a technological civilization far superior to our own"? How did they spin that?

2. There are two pieces of the Allspark cube left: the military has one under lock and key, and Sam discovers another. The Decepticons steal one and bring Megatron back to life. But when Sam (Shia LaBeouf) wants to bring back Optimus, he has to find the Matrix of Leadership on the other side of the globe. Why not use the other piece? Mikaela (Megan Fox) has it in her backpack the whole time. It brought his kitchen appliances to life, why can't it do the same for Optimus?

3. Speaking of Megatron's rebirth, when the Decepticons venture deep into the ocean to revive him, the Navy crew tracking them reads five contacts. When they get down there, they tear apart one of the robots for parts to rebuild Megatron. Then as they rise to the surface, the same Navy guys say they spot six contacts. The little "Doctor" robot popped out down there, but he's about a third of the size of a person. Would he have shown up on sonar?

4. That reminds me: even if I were to forgive the Doctor's German accent -- and director Michael Bay is asking me to forgive a lot of ridiculous accents -- why would a robot need glasses? He has little lenses that flip in front of his mechanical eyes. Couldn't he just get his eyes adjusted? You'd think with all the laser guns, someone could perform a Lasik procedure.

5. Apparently, Transformers can look like people now. How? And how is it that even though the robo-girl (Isabel Lucas) is made of metal, she can still straddle Sam without crushing him. And if Bumblebee knows something's wrong with her, why does he spit antifreeze at her instead of telling Sam? Yes, his voicebox is broken, but wasn't it fixed at the end of the last movie?

6. The Fallen is the last of the Primes, since they all sacrificed themselves to stop him from destroying the sun. But then he says that Optimus is a descendant of the Primes. First, Transformers have kids? And second, how could he descend from them if they were all dead? And if the Fallen could only be destroyed by a Prime, why didn't the originals just gang up on him back in the day? And what makes Optimus so special, anyway? Megatron beat him earlier, but all it takes is a few spare parts from creaky old Jetfire for him to take out the Fallen?

7. Sam, Mikaela, and Simmons (John Turturro) go to the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum in Washington D.C. to find Jetfire. Then they walk out the back onto a wide open field with old planes and mountains in the distance. When did the National Mall start to look so much like to Tucson, AZ (where they really filmed that scene)?

8. The geography is just as bad when they go to Egypt. The stone city of Petra in Jordan is over 250 miles away, over mountainous terrain, with few paved roads and the Israeli border between them, so how can they drive from one to the other in a couple of hours. And the Pyramids are said to be shooting distance from the Mediterranean, but they are actually well over 80 miles inland. Even if the Navy ship had a secret rail gun, and even if the captain would take an order to fire from a former agent of a government branch that no longer exists (over a walkie-talkie that inexplicably starts working again), how could it hit a moving target from that distance?

9. Sam briefly dies and goes to Robot Heaven. Robot Heaven?!?!

10. Where does Sam's bandage come from? What about his extra sock? Why does Sam's roommate not contribute anything at all? What was the Fallen doing for those thousands of years Megatron was frozen in ice? How does one satellite receive transmissions from everywhere on the planet? Why does Wheelie hump Mikaela's leg? Why do we have to see John Turturro's thong? Why are robots who join together to become Devastator also seen fighting the Army at the same time? Why does the government want only our military fighting Decepticons when our weapons seem unable to make so much as a dent on any of them? Why did the ancient Egyptians build a pyramid around the sun-destroying machines instead of just breaking it? Why is the Matrix of Leadership bigger in the Fallen's hand than in Sam's? And ho

thank you, Debris.. i had a lot of those same questions myself

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Thats why I'm not paying to see this turd. Michael Bay got me once before, not happening again this time. Damn, its pretty bad when theres a live action Transformers movie in theaters and I'm not the least bit excited to see it.

I'm going to wait to see this one at the little shitty dollar theater a few blocks from my house. I'll be expecting to see the worst film I've ever seen. I hope I'm not disappointed.

I saw it today, expecting it to be even worse than the first one and i was correct.

I expect it to be worse than Battlefield Earth.

it's not THAT bad

The sad thing is, everyone is expecting it to be bad, but they're still going to see it. So, this will make a record amount of money assuring that another shitty Michael Bay Transformers movie will be made.

So far, it's made over 200 million dollars.
A third one is definitely going to be made.

Like I said a hundred times before, I'm glad I didn't pay to see it.

I really hope this movie doesn't become synonymous with the initials "TF2." :cry:

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!

WHY DO YOU

PEOPLE HAET

THIS MOVIE?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because...

it...

sucked?

Duh -_-

Bumblebee sucks Starscream's pee pee. For a good time call.

Did you not read the original post? Or any of my reasons?

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/us-magazine-megan-fox-bay.html

Okay, Michael Bay is a complete and utter moron! He's taking credit for making Will Smith, Martin Lawrence and Nicolas Cage's careers. Seriously, fuck this hack of a director.

It wasn't that bad but the first one was better and the animated movie was a hundred times better than that one.