System
79987 Posts
16 years, 6 months ago
Wow.

I just saw the latest Burger King commercial with the "King" with the "happy psycho" face and it really creeps me out. Especially the commercial with the construction worker on the girders. Having the King come into view with that insane smile sent shivers down my spine. I don't like eating Burger King ( there burgers are always soggy) but the image of the King is now seared into my memory, and will be a part of my nightmares. That face.... that crazy face.... GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!
    Mystie
    1132 Posts
    16 years, 6 months ago
    Scary shit, man.
      KI_Simpson
      204 Posts
      16 years, 6 months ago
      I heard about an online picture of him with the caption "Where's your God now?". Hilarious just thinking about it, but does anyone know where it is?
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        Cyber_Bishop
        2440 Posts
        16 years, 6 months ago
        KI_Simpson
        I heard about an online picture of him with the caption "Where's your God now?". Hilarious just thinking about it, but does anyone know where it is?


        I have seen people on various forums use this image as a sig banner.

        Why not try to bring back a King with a real face like the original commercials of yesteryear.. Maybe because the mask is funnier??
        I dunno.
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          16 years, 6 months ago
          That king is soooooooooooooooooo freakin' scary I have nightmares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
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            SSJ_Jup81
            4806 Posts
            16 years, 6 months ago
            Cyber_Bishop
            KI_Simpson
            I heard about an online picture of him with the caption "Where's your God now?". Hilarious just thinking about it, but does anyone know where it is?


            I have seen people on various forums use this image as a sig banner.

            Why not try to bring back a King with a real face like the original commercials of yesteryear.. Maybe because the mask is funnier??
            I dunno.
            No way! The Burger King is nothing but a stalker!! I mean, that one where the guy wakes up, and he's in his bed was just downright disturbing, just as that construction worker one.

            Hey, anyone else notice that the Burger King seems to only stalk guys? :lol:

            Anywho, I prefer the Burgerking of yesteryear (even though I vaguely remember him).
              BlueRain
              311 Posts
              16 years, 6 months ago
              The king is scary, it doesn't make me think about getting burgers. Who actually likes him? almost everyone I know thinks that he's creepy.
                Davisrocks
                769 Posts
                16 years, 6 months ago
                AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scary king.


                  MattNash
                  4135 Posts
                  16 years, 6 months ago
                  I think he's GREAT!! It's about time BK got a mascot, why should there only be a Ronald McDonald, Jack or the Taco Bell Chuwawa (who I think was assassinated after supporting communism on the gordita commercial.) I like the one where the King scores a touchdown.
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                    Badkitty
                    912 Posts
                    16 years, 6 months ago
                    Dude if the King was outside my window with a breakfast sandwhich in his hand, I certainly wouldn't open it and take a taste. I be in my calling 911 and crying like a baby. He is a scary mofo! He looks like an evil version of a Mr. Rogers puppet, or when mascots go bad. Yeah, the King is right up there with clowns and dummies for me, c-r-e-e-p-y!!
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                      Lottech96
                      1274 Posts
                      16 years, 6 months ago
                      well with his stoner hippie sounding voice and offering me a Meat filled sandwich, I'll pull a Cella peller and say "Wheeeeerrrre's the REEF!"
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                        Lottech96
                        1274 Posts
                        16 years, 6 months ago
                        MattNash
                        Taco Bell Chuwawa (who I think was assassinated after supporting communism on the gordita commercial.) .
                        'know what I too was thinking that the lil bastard was supporting some sort of Mexican Comunism :evil: :evil: , in which in turn made me avoid Taco Bell for a month.

                        any whoo I think the king dude is funny.
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                          DieYuppieScum
                          862 Posts
                          16 years, 6 months ago
                          NO NO You are quite right he is a creepy dude... I remember the commercial where the guy wakes up and finds the King next to him in bed.

                          I thought..... "what the hell is a dude in a king mask doing in his bed, was he molested "?

                          If I was that guy I would have started screaming and Punched the King in the juggular.
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                            16 years, 6 months ago
                            If a man with a plastic face all dressed in king's clothing was outside my window, I'd grab my gun and scare him out. Ha, take that you pervert.
                              System
                              79987 Posts
                              16 years, 6 months ago
                              OOOoooh did you see the one where the guy wakes up and the king is right next to him? Thats like a freakin nightmare!
                                MattNash
                                4135 Posts
                                16 years, 6 months ago
                                Oh come on everybody, the Burger King man isn't that creepy. Now Ronald McDonald is a creepy MoFo. Clown makeup, always hanging out with children, and that Grimace, I mean, what the hell is he, Barney's retarted older brother? And don't even get me started on the Hamburgaler
                                  System
                                  79987 Posts
                                  16 years, 6 months ago
                                  I agree with MattNash. The Burger King guy is awesome. His action-packed moves, his tight regal robes, his fixed creepy stare—just by gazing into it you can tell he has so much more depth than Ronald McDonald.

                                  As for the other McDonald's mascots, they could use a little sprucing up themselves. The Eggplant guy would look cool as a fanged, carnivorous monster, and maybe the fry-bushes with legs could be confused with pom-poms and groped by cheerleaders. But Hamburglar...he just needs to be locked up for good. Or at least be forced to maintain a minimum distance of 50 feet from any children. We've all seen that look in his eyes...
                                    MattNash
                                    4135 Posts
                                    16 years, 6 months ago
                                    venison
                                    The Eggplant guy would look cool as a fanged, carnivorous monster,


                                    Is that what Grimace is? An eggplant?
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                                      senseimike
                                      185 Posts
                                      16 years, 6 months ago
                                      The King commercial with the construction worker promotes unsafe horseplay while at work. The King jokingly attempts to push the worker off the steel beam.... to see if he's on his toes i guess.

                                      Another one that doesn't make sence... the lumberjack one... you chop down a tree and there's a creepy man on the other side offering up food... go Leatherface on his ass, you got a chainsaw for god's sake.
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                                        mrs-link
                                        1839 Posts
                                        16 years, 6 months ago
                                        dude i know. Burger king commercials are freakin me out mannnn!!!!!!!!!its like to weird. i hate the one where he cuts down that tree and he is like RIGHT there!!! they should make a horror movie out of him going insane and slaughtering hundreds with his mystical ninja powers!!muhahahahaha. jj :)
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