System
79987 Posts
16 years, 6 months ago
Wow.
I just saw the latest Burger King commercial with the "King" with the "happy psycho" face and it really creeps me out. Especially the commercial with the construction worker on the girders. Having the King come into view with that insane smile sent shivers down my spine. I don't like eating Burger King ( there burgers are always soggy) but the image of the King is now seared into my memory, and will be a part of my nightmares. That face.... that crazy face.... GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!
I just saw the latest Burger King commercial with the "King" with the "happy psycho" face and it really creeps me out. Especially the commercial with the construction worker on the girders. Having the King come into view with that insane smile sent shivers down my spine. I don't like eating Burger King ( there burgers are always soggy) but the image of the King is now seared into my memory, and will be a part of my nightmares. That face.... that crazy face.... GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!
KI_Simpson
204 Posts
16 years, 6 months ago
I heard about an online picture of him with the caption "Where's your God now?". Hilarious just thinking about it, but does anyone know where it is?
KI_Simpson
I heard about an online picture of him with the caption "Where's your God now?". Hilarious just thinking about it, but does anyone know where it is?
I have seen people on various forums use this image as a sig banner.
Why not try to bring back a King with a real face like the original commercials of yesteryear.. Maybe because the mask is funnier??
I dunno.
That king is soooooooooooooooooo freakin' scary I have nightmares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Narrator: Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But... there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit... a Darkside :twisted: 
Cyber_Bishop
KI_SimpsonI heard about an online picture of him with the caption "Where's your God now?". Hilarious just thinking about it, but does anyone know where it is?
I have seen people on various forums use this image as a sig banner.
Why not try to bring back a King with a real face like the original commercials of yesteryear.. Maybe because the mask is funnier??
I dunno.
Hey, anyone else notice that the Burger King seems to only stalk guys? :lol:
Anywho, I prefer the Burgerking of yesteryear (even though I vaguely remember him).
BlueRain
311 Posts
16 years, 6 months ago
The king is scary, it doesn't make me think about getting burgers. Who actually likes him? almost everyone I know thinks that he's creepy.
MattNash
4135 Posts
16 years, 6 months ago
I think he's GREAT!! It's about time BK got a mascot, why should there only be a Ronald McDonald, Jack or the Taco Bell Chuwawa (who I think was assassinated after supporting communism on the gordita commercial.) I like the one where the King scores a touchdown.
Dude if the King was outside my window with a breakfast sandwhich in his hand, I certainly wouldn't open it and take a taste. I be in my calling 911 and crying like a baby. He is a scary mofo! He looks like an evil version of a Mr. Rogers puppet, or when mascots go bad. Yeah, the King is right up there with clowns and dummies for me, c-r-e-e-p-y!!
well with his stoner hippie sounding voice and offering me a Meat filled sandwich, I'll pull a Cella peller and say "Wheeeeerrrre's the REEF!"
MattNash
Taco Bell Chuwawa (who I think was assassinated after supporting communism on the gordita commercial.) .
any whoo I think the king dude is funny.
DieYuppieScum
862 Posts
16 years, 6 months ago
NO NO You are quite right he is a creepy dude... I remember the commercial where the guy wakes up and finds the King next to him in bed.
I thought..... "what the hell is a dude in a king mask doing in his bed, was he molested "?
If I was that guy I would have started screaming and Punched the King in the juggular.
I thought..... "what the hell is a dude in a king mask doing in his bed, was he molested "?
If I was that guy I would have started screaming and Punched the King in the juggular.
If a man with a plastic face all dressed in king's clothing was outside my window, I'd grab my gun and scare him out. Ha, take that you pervert.
System
79987 Posts
16 years, 6 months ago
OOOoooh did you see the one where the guy wakes up and the king is right next to him? Thats like a freakin nightmare!
MattNash
4135 Posts
16 years, 6 months ago
Oh come on everybody, the Burger King man isn't that creepy. Now Ronald McDonald is a creepy MoFo. Clown makeup, always hanging out with children, and that Grimace, I mean, what the hell is he, Barney's retarted older brother? And don't even get me started on the Hamburgaler
System
79987 Posts
16 years, 6 months ago
I agree with MattNash. The Burger King guy is awesome. His action-packed moves, his tight regal robes, his fixed creepy stare—just by gazing into it you can tell he has so much more depth than Ronald McDonald.
As for the other McDonald's mascots, they could use a little sprucing up themselves. The Eggplant guy would look cool as a fanged, carnivorous monster, and maybe the fry-bushes with legs could be confused with pom-poms and groped by cheerleaders. But Hamburglar...he just needs to be locked up for good. Or at least be forced to maintain a minimum distance of 50 feet from any children. We've all seen that look in his eyes...
As for the other McDonald's mascots, they could use a little sprucing up themselves. The Eggplant guy would look cool as a fanged, carnivorous monster, and maybe the fry-bushes with legs could be confused with pom-poms and groped by cheerleaders. But Hamburglar...he just needs to be locked up for good. Or at least be forced to maintain a minimum distance of 50 feet from any children. We've all seen that look in his eyes...
MattNash
4135 Posts
16 years, 6 months ago
venison
The Eggplant guy would look cool as a fanged, carnivorous monster,
Is that what Grimace is? An eggplant?
The King commercial with the construction worker promotes unsafe horseplay while at work. The King jokingly attempts to push the worker off the steel beam.... to see if he's on his toes i guess.
Another one that doesn't make sence... the lumberjack one... you chop down a tree and there's a creepy man on the other side offering up food... go Leatherface on his ass, you got a chainsaw for god's sake.
Another one that doesn't make sence... the lumberjack one... you chop down a tree and there's a creepy man on the other side offering up food... go Leatherface on his ass, you got a chainsaw for god's sake.
mrs-link
1839 Posts
16 years, 6 months ago
dude i know. Burger king commercials are freakin me out mannnn!!!!!!!!!its like to weird. i hate the one where he cuts down that tree and he is like RIGHT there!!! they should make a horror movie out of him going insane and slaughtering hundreds with his mystical ninja powers!!muhahahahaha. jj :)