Long long ago, on a cartoon network far far away, adult swim was good. In this "before" time, adult swim was a thing to be looked forward to. Unfortunately, this wonderous time came to an end, long before the memory of even the oldest living beings today. A catastrophe occurred one day. It began slowly, slow enough that nobody noticed for a long time. Too long a time. By the time they finally did notice, it was much too late. This once golden paradise had been obliterated by the pervasive nature of the malignant river of poisonous, noxious sludge, leaving no trace of it's once fabeled existance.
That, my friends, is the sad tale of the once-paradise known as adult swim.