jaredpresley
77 Posts
18 years, 1 month ago
I have recently seen Nancho Libre and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. (Better titled Ugly Man's chest, since you see a lot of bare chested ugly men.)
I mean, Jack Black, please, put a shirt on. And his skinny wrestling partner needeed that mask much more than Black did.
And did you see the kids at the orphanege, especially the fat one? Eww gross.
In Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, there's a lot of ugly people in it, and I'm not just talking about Davy Jones's crew.
There's only a few relitivly attractive people, one being the obvious. Elizabeth of course, the only hot person who could of slept with every charecter in that movie if she wanted to. Including her father. (Of course she doesn't, the best she could get was Orlando Bloom)
Jack Sparrow's crew has a dozen or so really nasty looking men. Bad hygeine, dirty, bug eyed, rotton teeth, figure problem, missing limbs, skin like leather, etc. They should of been tempted to join Davy Jones crew. The transformation would of been an improvement.
These are people so bad looking they couldn't get a job back in the kitchen of a cheap restraunt. You wouldn't want them as a host, unless your goal is to scare your customers. No halloween suit is required for trick or treating, no halloween store carries anything as creepy and ugly.
People need to shave. I have a little stubble, but these peoples moustaches and beards are hideous. Jack Black's moustache and hairdo make him look like a gay porn star. I won't even get into Johnny Depp.
    kimbaltak
    2623 Posts
    18 years, 1 month ago
    ever see a good looking pirate? thought not.
    Nacho Libre, jack black's humour more than makes up for his lack of good looks although I don't find him ugly, just chunky. and chunky is the new cool. :lol:
      sakket
      100 Posts
      18 years, 1 month ago
      uhm.. im pretty sure the sillyness of un-muscular shirtless men in Nacho Libre was intentional. :?
      Im sorry, but our princess is at another castle.
        takineko
        3931 Posts
        18 years, 1 month ago
        Black Jack is hot-- XDD well maybe not hot. But cute.

        I'm too ugly for showbiz
        Mew
          kimbaltak
          2623 Posts
          18 years, 1 month ago
          sakket
          uhm.. im pretty sure the sillyness of un-muscular shirtless men in Nacho Libre was intentional. :?


          hey that's my gimmick! :lol:
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            retroguy78
            597 Posts
            18 years, 1 month ago
            Remember the 1993 movie Airborne? Jack Black was in that one. :lol:
              kimbaltak
              2623 Posts
              18 years, 1 month ago
              I've been a jack black fan for a long long time. I'm talking years before school of rock.
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                ek
                426 Posts
                18 years, 1 month ago
                kimbaltak
                I've been a jack black fan for a long long time. I'm talking years before school of rock.


                ya same here. I think that the earliest movie I saw him in was the neverending story III However I had no idea it was him untill a year or two after that.
                  kimbaltak
                  2623 Posts
                  18 years, 1 month ago
                  there is this one movie he was in that I can't remember the name of. he was a high school student on the hockey team. a kid from miami who is really into surfing moves to town and jack black and his buddies bully him untill he agrees to give hockey a shot then they beat him up on the ice.

                  Kid from miami= "hey ya bra"
                  jack black = "did you just call me a piece of womans underwear?"

                  edit. the kid wasn't a surfer he was a skate boarder and the name of the movie is "our shinning moment"
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                    ek
                    426 Posts
                    18 years, 1 month ago
                    kimbaltak
                    there is this one movie he was in that I can't remember the name of. he was a high school student on the hockey team. a kid from miami who is really into surfing moves to town and jack black and his buddies bully him untill he agrees to give hockey a shot then they beat him up on the ice.

                    Kid from miami= "hey ya bra"
                    jack black = "did you just call me a piece of womans underwear?"


                    Airborne
                      kimbaltak
                      2623 Posts
                      18 years, 1 month ago
                      are you sure it wasn't our shinning moment? I just looked on his credits untill I saw
                      Jack Black - hockey player -our shinning moment
                      however the name Augie does ring a bell.
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                        ek
                        426 Posts
                        18 years, 1 month ago
                        kimbaltak
                        are you sure it wasn't our shinning moment? I just looked on his credits untill I saw
                        Jack Black - hockey player -our shinning moment
                        however the name Augie does ring a bell.


                        This is the plot desciption about airborne from wikipedia.
                        Mitchell Goosen (McDermott) is a teenager from California who loves to surf and rollerblade but his parents who happen to be zoologists were given a grant to work in Australia and they have to leave Mitchell with his cousin Wiley, his aunt and his uncle in Cincinnati, Ohio. This is far from the beach which means he can't surf or do what he usually does. When Mitchell arrives in Ohio he meets his cousin Wiley (Green) who is a terrible driver and kind of a dork but tries to act cool. Mitchell then goes to school with his cousin and they get on the bad side of the hockey players who happen to be the popular guys that travel in packs. These people include Jack, Augie (Black), Rosenblat and the Banducci's . Mitchell and Wiley end up being tortured by the hockey players for weeks. Mitchell then falls in love with Nikki (Powell) who is Jack's sister and he doesn't want her to see him. After Mitchell schools the preps in street hockey and embarrasses Blane, the leader of the preps they challenge Jack, Snake, Augie & the rest of the hockey team to a rollerskating race down Devil's Backbone and they ask Mitchell to join their team because they were impressed by him at the street hockey game and they need him in order to win and gain back the respect they deserve.

                          kimbaltak
                          2623 Posts
                          18 years, 1 month ago
                          ek
                          kimbaltak
                          are you sure it wasn't our shinning moment? I just looked on his credits untill I saw
                          Jack Black - hockey player -our shinning moment
                          however the name Augie does ring a bell.


                          This is the plot desciption about airborne from wikipedia.
                          Mitchell Goosen (McDermott) is a teenager from California who loves to surf and rollerblade but his parents who happen to be zoologists were given a grant to work in Australia and they have to leave Mitchell with his cousin Wiley, his aunt and his uncle in Cincinnati, Ohio. This is far from the beach which means he can't surf or do what he usually does. When Mitchell arrives in Ohio he meets his cousin Wiley (Green) who is a terrible driver and kind of a dork but tries to act cool. Mitchell then goes to school with his cousin and they get on the bad side of the hockey players who happen to be the popular guys that travel in packs. These people include Jack, Augie (Black), Rosenblat and the Banducci's . Mitchell and Wiley end up being tortured by the hockey players for weeks. Mitchell then falls in love with Nikki (Powell) who is Jack's sister and he doesn't want her to see him. After Mitchell schools the preps in street hockey and embarrasses Blane, the leader of the preps they challenge Jack, Snake, Augie & the rest of the hockey team to a rollerskating race down Devil's Backbone and they ask Mitchell to join their team because they were impressed by him at the street hockey game and they need him in order to win and gain back the respect they deserve.




                          thank you very much. I've been looking for a long time. no wonder I couldn't find it. :lol: I know have to watch our shinning moment.
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                            Shaqdaddy
                            597 Posts
                            18 years, 1 month ago
                            oh man, Airborne, i used to love watching that movie, although in retrospect it was probly really cheesy with lots of bad acting, but nonetheless a great memory of my childhood
                            Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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                              Rainbow_Bright
                              2505 Posts
                              18 years, 1 month ago
                              i think thats a bit harsh if u see commercials and your aware whos in it and your not seeing the movie for the purpose of the acting/storyline or w/e and you think the actors /actresses look gross or they cant act w/e the situation dont see it and complain i mean cmon :roll:
                                System
                                79987 Posts
                                18 years, 1 month ago
                                takineko
                                Black Jack is hot-- XDD well maybe not hot. But cute


                                  jaredpresley
                                  77 Posts
                                  18 years, 1 month ago
                                  Eww, ugly.
                                    takineko
                                    3931 Posts
                                    18 years, 1 month ago
                                    XD that's not his actual hair, and he looks better without a mustache. Besides I said cute not hot.

                                    I'm a personality girl ya see.
                                    Mew
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                                      SharonTheJedi
                                      317 Posts
                                      18 years, 1 month ago
                                      I don't even know how to reply to that.. Well, everyone has their own opinions and you've made yours clear... :roll: :?:
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                                        kayvee
                                        3672 Posts
                                        18 years, 1 month ago
                                        SharonTheJedi
                                        I don't even know how to reply to that.. Well, everyone has their own opinions and you've made yours clear... :roll: :?:

                                        touchy.

                                        jaredpresley
                                        I have recently seen Nancho Libre and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. (Better titled Ugly Man's chest, since you see a lot of bare chested ugly men.)
                                        I mean, Jack Black, please, put a shirt on. And his skinny wrestling partner needeed that mask much more than Black did.
                                        And did you see the kids at the orphanege, especially the fat one? Eww gross.
                                        In Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, there's a lot of ugly people in it, and I'm not just talking about Davy Jones's crew.
                                        There's only a few relitivly attractive people, one being the obvious. Elizabeth of course, the only hot person who could of slept with every charecter in that movie if she wanted to. Including her father. (Of course she doesn't, the best she could get was Orlando Bloom)
                                        Jack Sparrow's crew has a dozen or so really nasty looking men. Bad hygeine, dirty, bug eyed, rotton teeth, figure problem, missing limbs, skin like leather, etc. They should of been tempted to join Davy Jones crew. The transformation would of been an improvement.
                                        These are people so bad looking they couldn't get a job back in the kitchen of a cheap restraunt. You wouldn't want them as a host, unless your goal is to scare your customers. No halloween suit is required for trick or treating, no halloween store carries anything as creepy and ugly.
                                        People need to shave. I have a little stubble, but these peoples moustaches and beards are hideous. Jack Black's moustache and hairdo make him look like a gay porn star. I won't even get into Johnny Depp.


                                        c'mon, are you serious? this is film. Not everyone has to live up to these "beauty standards". No one can help the way they look and its down right mean to call someone ugly. get a life (unless yer kidding)
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