Yo' momma's breath so bad, she needs a tic-tac with a battery.
LOL! Where did you get *that* from?
There was a girl I had a little one night rendevous with and everything was going great untill we kissed, and man... it was like a toxic waste dump. She was a heavy smoker. It didn't break the deal that night :), but I definitely wouldn't consider dating her. Its just too strong of an association in my brain to ever shake loose.