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WILKES-BARRE, Pa. – A night originally designated Mr. McMahon Appreciation Night turned deadly when the WWE Chairman’s limousine burst into a fiery explosion just moments after Mr. McMahon stepped into it. Permanently uprooting the world of sports-entertainment, the Chairman has been presumed dead in Wilkes-Barre, Pa.

Local authorities stated it was still too early to declare anything as fact, including exactly what caused the explosion, but described the blast as an apparent “car bombing.” They also revealed that as of 11:30 p.m. ET, no body had been recovered from the incinerated wreckage.

Firefighters were quick to assess the scene, taping off sections of the parking lot to protect the evident crime scene and safeguard scores of onlookers – mostly our fans – from potential injury. Despite the intense heat and ubiquitous clouds of black smoke, countless people spilled out of the arena to get a closer look at the chaos they had just seen happen live on the TitanTron. Moments earlier, the sold-out crowd came to a still hush as they speechlessly watched from their seats.

“By the time we arrived on the scene, the entire automobile was on fire,” explained a Wilkes-Barre firefighter. “It was like an inferno, and our guys were doing whatever they could to contain it as quickly as possible. In my 27 years with the fire department, I’ve never seen anything like that.”

The emblazoned limousine was engulfed by flames that reached skyward at estimated heights of more than 50 feet. The sight of the charred debris led to speculation that there was no conceivable way anyone could have escaped from the limo alive. Early assessments from local firefighters and police officers sent a similar feeling regarding the probability of the Chairman’s survival.

“We’re doing our best to respect the McMahon family and the fans of WWE,” the firefighter said. “However, with that said, we have not found anything – there hasn’t been confirmation that Mr. McMahon’s body was extracted from the limo.”

As the physical body of Mr. McMahon remains to be uncovered, perhaps the most perplexing piece to this puzzle is the Chairman’s uncanny, almost clairvoyant premonition of tonight’s grim events. Over the last few weeks on WWE programming, the swaggering, well-off billionaire seemed to unravel right before the eyes of millions. Speaking of a threatening presence that lurked in his foreseeable future, Mr. McMahon even cited the looming of a “black cloud” last week – a cloud very similar to the post-combustive smoke that billowed above his limousine tonight.

Was this evening an eerie prophecy fulfilled for Mr. McMahon, given his recent premonitions? Or was it simply a fateful execution of coincidence? The ominous reality is that what was brushed off as incoherent ramblings of a broken man and former ECW World Champion actually may have proven to be an exercising of a recently discovered sixth sense.

This incident is the first of its kind since the assassination of political figure Orlando Letelier in Washington, D.C. in 1976. Sources say that given the nature of the apparent car bombing, under law federal authorities will be called in for a more thorough investigation that would supersede local Pennsylvania authorities.

Check back with WWE.com as we continue to follow developments in the most shocking incident in sports-entertainment history.
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    Please tell me you don't believe this is true..
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      17 years, 7 months ago
      This seems a bit too farfetched to me. It sounds like a stunt that they'd use in the actual show. I mean, for the WWF (Sorry...I still refer to it as this since I've known it as this since...forever) since so many of the wrestlers seem to dislike Vince's character (at least I was always under this impression). This is probably something for the actual show...or a "publicity stunt" to boost ratings.

      I think I'd be more convinced of this, if the link wasn't to the WWE's website and maybe to something like CNN.com or some other "news-based" site.
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        17 years, 7 months ago
        Well it was on Cnn this morning When I get up They Where talking about the Draft pick and mr.mcmahon limo is on fire.
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          17 years, 7 months ago
          I wonder what his status is now.
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            17 years, 7 months ago
            This still sounds fishy to me...it's just too weird... I guess I have to see it for myself on a news program.
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              17 years, 7 months ago
              For a moment I thought this was for real. I thought a real life tragedy happened and wrestling would lose probably its biggest bad guy of all time. But thankfully (I guess) this is just another stunt in the WWE universe.
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                17 years, 7 months ago
                SSJ_Jup81
                This still sounds fishy to me...it's just too weird... I guess I have to see it for myself on a news program.


                why couldn't you just have searched for it instead of saying that. it would have only taken a minute, if that. it was on the main page of www.wwe.com and all kind of news websites and all over the news networks. the guy comes on here to say something interesting like that and you pretty much just insult him for doing so, because you didn't believe him.

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                  Well it was on Cnn this morning When I get up They Where talking about the Draft pick and mr.mcmahon limo is on fire.



                  I looked on CNN.com and MSNBC.com and find nothng.

                  Dude, it is a plot line.
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                    17 years, 7 months ago
                    it was all over wwe.com
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                      adventure_of_link
                      it was all over wwe.com


                      I saw that.. But that was to be expected.
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                        adventure_of_link
                        it was all over wwe.com


                        Like most people say, this is probably a work (something scripted passed off as being unscripted). WWE isn't exactly a reliable news source. Also, "Mr. McMahon" is his name within the WWE fictional universe.
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                          17 years, 7 months ago
                          If you watch it in slow motion you see him getting in his one foot out side of the limo, then a couple of more sec his foot or a dummie foot is out again. Maybe acting like he was really getting in. By this couple of sec he could of easily got out. Just like a chris angel magic trick. Plus you would of seen a driver even though it was buring up the body still will of been visible. Also why did it sound like ther was a loud gas poring in? I think it was all a crazy ploy to bring in more views and bring profits up. Dont you think the two guys out side would of came over or ran in the building and told everyone oh nooo mr mcmahon has been killed called 911... Very suspicious to me.
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                            17 years, 7 months ago
                            my condolences, tmnt.
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                              adventure_of_link
                              it was all over wwe.com


                              Well Yea IT well be on wwe.com because it Mr.mcmahon Design.
                                Silversword55
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                                17 years, 7 months ago
                                It's just a storyline.
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                                    17 years, 7 months ago
                                    I call B.S. I also think that this was just done for TV. It'll be interesting to see how this turns out, though.
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                                      17 years, 7 months ago
                                      Wow I was in shock when the car in Fire.
                                        Blue6382
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                                        17 years, 7 months ago
                                        It's funny because you'd figure it would be all over the internet. Nope. The only mention of his death are on wrestling websites. Not CNN, not FOXNEWS, or anyting else. Love him or hate him, he is pretty famous and if Anna Nicole Smith dies and its everywhere in the news, you figure you would at least hear something about Vince McMahon on a reputible website.
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