DMoney89
Sure, you could pay prostitutes to have sex with you...but they'd have no respect for you or your money and wouldn't do you!
Not to mention they'll use their STD powers on you if you don't pay up.
Prostitute 1: AIDS vision! Go!
Prostitute 2: Gonorrhea breath!
Prostitute 3: If I could find my utility belt that you threw out the window...!
DMoney89
And think about this....
Why would someone like an employer or something want to give money if they don't respect you?? Hmm....
They sort of have to. Otherwise, no one would work for them, they'll go bankrupt, they won't be able to feed themselves or their families, they'll get kicked out of their house, they have to live on the streets, they'll somehow gain an ability to sense humans from far away, they'll become cannibals, they'll eat everyone and then each other, the world will be in chaos, fish will come out of the water and start walking... uh... and... other animals will walk on two legs and gain opposable thumbs, then they'll take over the world. Do you really want that to happen?