Just for a bit of fun, if you were to be in a horror/slasher movie, and you were going to be killed, which one would you want to be in/who do you want to be the one to off you?
Freddy Kruger
If I gotta die, I wanna die with style! I saw Dream Warriors, I can do all sorts of crazy stuff before I go down! Least I won't be bored.
Jason Vorheese
I wanna die nice a quick, and leave a horrible, horrible mess for the poor bastards to clean up after I'm gone. Splatter me baby!
Micheal Myers
Quick, clean, and normal. Least I don't have to worry about having my soul eaten or the rammifications of the supernatural that having a zombie walking around entails.
Xenomorph (the alien from Alien) Facehugger/Chest Burster
At least I'll know the answer to "Are we alone out there?" before dying. And hey, since the facehugger lays an egg inside of you, technically that means I get to score before I die!
Freddy Kruger
If I gotta die, I wanna die with style! I saw Dream Warriors, I can do all sorts of crazy stuff before I go down! Least I won't be bored.
Jason Vorheese
I wanna die nice a quick, and leave a horrible, horrible mess for the poor bastards to clean up after I'm gone. Splatter me baby!
Micheal Myers
Quick, clean, and normal. Least I don't have to worry about having my soul eaten or the rammifications of the supernatural that having a zombie walking around entails.
Xenomorph (the alien from Alien) Facehugger/Chest Burster
At least I'll know the answer to "Are we alone out there?" before dying. And hey, since the facehugger lays an egg inside of you, technically that means I get to score before I die!
System
79987 Posts
17 years, 4 months ago
Ever since I was a kid I've always wanted to be killed by Freddy. :D
Oh man, they're all such intense ways to die. When I think of these each individualy, they seem so horrific that to pick one over the others is almost impossible.
I guess Jason. Just because it'll be over quick. Man, it'd hurt getting a chainsaw down through your shoulder, crossing your midsection and coming out the opposite hip. Freddie would just be way too intese though, I think.
I guess Jason. Just because it'll be over quick. Man, it'd hurt getting a chainsaw down through your shoulder, crossing your midsection and coming out the opposite hip. Freddie would just be way too intese though, I think.
System
79987 Posts
17 years, 4 months ago
My girl friend really likes those SAW movies (for some unexplained reason). Anyway, we were watching them all back to back and about half way through the second one I was thinking, "Who dreams this shit up? It's sick!"
I felt that way when I watched the first Texas Chainsaw Massacre - the bit where the girl gets hung on the meat hook in the slaughter house...I could feel that!
I felt that way when I watched the first Texas Chainsaw Massacre - the bit where the girl gets hung on the meat hook in the slaughter house...I could feel that!
I liked Saw... all of 'em really. It was just cool seeing what crazy scenarios those people ended up in and think about what you would do if put into the same situation.
The one with the helmet that sprung open and snapped your jaw off was a memorable one for me.
The one with the helmet that sprung open and snapped your jaw off was a memorable one for me.
System
79987 Posts
17 years, 4 months ago
But after about the fifth execution it gets a little repetitive seeing random people get hacked up and mutilated in bizarre ways. It's like the horror version of Wyle E. Coyote inventions.
Well, my girl friend loves them enough to have bought them on DVD so there must be something in them :D
Well, my girl friend loves them enough to have bought them on DVD so there must be something in them :D
Geez, I feel kinda like a morbid butthole for answering this...
But, probably Jason. Like you said, it'd be quick and I'd try to pull his mask off to see what his face looks like this time around.(pretty radical how it's different every time)
But, probably Jason. Like you said, it'd be quick and I'd try to pull his mask off to see what his face looks like this time around.(pretty radical how it's different every time)
tough call.... bring on Jason!! i think i could get away from him if i tried for a couple reasons. 1. i would not look back to see if he is still chasing me. 2. im not a woman so i don't have to worry about falling while i run. 3. im black...oh shit nevermind, 3 just negated everything and i will die quick and won't see it coming.
System
79987 Posts
17 years, 4 months ago
menasor
tough call.... bring on Jason!! i think i could get away from him if i tried for a coulpe reasons. 1. i would not look back to see if he is still chasing me. 2. im not a woman so i don't have to worry about falling while i run. 3. im black...oh shit nevermind, 3 just negated everything and i will die quick and won't see it coming.
Haha! Can you imagine a horror flick where the black guy doesn't get killed? People would be walking out of theatre going "Something wasn't quite right with that movie...I can't put my finger on it...oh, well..." :D
The SAW movies are fucking AMAZING. The fourth one is coming out this Halloween and I am excited as hell for it.
If I had to choose I'd pick Freddy because at least I could have fun before I died fuckin' with his head a little bit. Possibly run around and do some screaming lol.
If I had to choose I'd pick Freddy because at least I could have fun before I died fuckin' with his head a little bit. Possibly run around and do some screaming lol.
MattNash
4135 Posts
17 years, 4 months ago
I can't say which way I would like to die, but I can definitlty say I would not want to go by facehugger. It doesn't kill you right away, it latches on to your face while you're freaking out because some "thing" is latched on to your face. Then it lays an egg inside of you and lets go. It leaves you alive knowing that in the near future, some wierd, Gigerian lizard insect with come painfully ripping out of your chest in a bloody explosion.
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Well, Freddy is muh man. Gotta love him. But I'm a little uneasy about him having my soul after I'm done. It looks worse than anything I've ever seen of Hell. So, yes for the killing, no for having my soul. lol![/FONT]
I guess I'd choose Freddy because he would take me out in the subconscious. His killings are usually pretty inventive and funny
Freddy. I can have a little fun pissing around in dream land before he kills me. :D
I'd have to say Freddy...although it'd be pretty hard for him to find me, because I hardly EVER have dreams. (Or maybe I do, and just don't REMEMBER I do...*shrug*)
Freddy should kill me in a movie.
MattNash
4135 Posts
17 years, 4 months ago
Edymnion
Xenomorph (the alien from Alien) Facehugger/Chest Burster
... since the facehugger lays an egg inside of you, technically that means I get to score before I die!
:shock: WHAT!?!
Edymnion
since the facehugger lays an egg inside of you, technically that means I get to score before I die!
That's pretty damn sick dude.