For me it would be some Glue and some porno of a naked woman and ask the Serial Killer to look at it and WHAM!!! It would be stuck on his face and I'd make my escape.Too bad he'll be blinded by porno though.He'll then probably be found looking at porno and go to jail for both murder and child pornagraphy.
Anyways what would your last request be?
Anyways what would your last request be?
You said it would be "some porno of a naked woman". Why would he go to jail for child pornography? Did you eat weenies this morning?
I would say, "Please, don't kill me!"
What are you people!? On dope!?
SchwinnGirl
362 Posts
17 years, 7 months ago
Horny_Toad
I would say, "Can I go now?"
LOL, my thought exactly.
lilginger
519 Posts
17 years, 7 months ago
I would ask if they could make my death quick. I would tell them you can do whatever you want to my dead body that gets their jollies off. Just please make the death quick. I have heard of serial killers who will kill their victims and the resuscitate them back to life just to torture and kill them all over again.
Killer: :evil: -I'm gonna kill you....
Me: :o -Could you kill me in a police station?
Killer: :twisted: -Hell yeah!
Later...
Policeman: :x -You're coming with me
If that won't work, I ask him to make my death short and painless.
Me: :o -Could you kill me in a police station?
Killer: :twisted: -Hell yeah!
Later...
Policeman: :x -You're coming with me
If that won't work, I ask him to make my death short and painless.
I would ask if he would tern my skin into a costume, and wear it to a convention.
I would tell him that in fact he was killing the wrong man, the plan he made would back fire due to my overworked family looking for an answer and in turn looking for the right person
that much bull crap should and would make him change his mind
that much bull crap should and would make him change his mind
You have to see this, no, seriously
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