Upon engaging in a fruitless, but nonetheless entertaining discussion with a dullard at a garage today, I heard one of the most profound statements I have ever heard.
"Gays, are like, *SO* gay".
I love idiots.
Not only do they make me feel a little better about myself, but they provide me with so much material, it makes it very easy.
"Gays, are like, *SO* gay".
I love idiots.
Not only do they make me feel a little better about myself, but they provide me with so much material, it makes it very easy.
www.darwinawards.com
A whole site full of idiots :)
A whole site full of idiots :)
"Did I ever tell you how much I like ants huh? Especially fried in a subtle blend of mech fluid and grated gears?"
-Rampage, Beast Wars
-Rampage, Beast Wars
My friend once asked his father what type of bird was making a nest in a nearby tree....the answer was " That's your basic, brown bird"........hahahah! Same thing...
lilginger
519 Posts
16 years, 9 months ago
Ok I wasn't going to share this because the person I am about to talk about is a very dear friend of mine. We will call her Jesse on here. Jesse and I were having a girls night and having a few drinks. We were talking about sex and my best friend Jesse asks me, "how come women can't get pregnant from swallowing?" Then she added,"I mean it goes to your stomach so I always wondered why." I sat there for a second thinking she was joking but she just stared back at me very seriously. Wow I thought to myself. I ended up explaining to her why we can't get pregnant from swallowing. I also have a second story about a girl who was dating a neighbor of mine. We were all hanging out at my apartment watching some video I put in of a MTV show I recorded. In the middle of the vid she asked me if we were watching a rerun. I mean she watched me put in the video cassette. So I just said yeah.
nippy
2386 Posts
16 years, 9 months ago
lilginger
Ok I wasn't going to share this because the person I am about to talk about is a very dear friend of mine. We will call her Jesse on here. Jesse and I were having a girls night and having a few drinks. We were talking about sex and my best friend Jesse asks me, "how come women can't get pregnant from swallowing?" Then she added,"I mean it goes to your stomach so I always wondered why." I sat there for a second thinking she was joking but she just stared back at me very seriously. Wow I thought to myself. I ended up explaining to her why we can't get pregnant from swallowing. I also have a second story about a girl who was dating a neighbor of mine. We were all hanging out at my apartment watching some video I put in of a MTV show I recorded. In the middle of the vid she asked me if we were watching a rerun. I mean she watched me put in the video cassette. So I just said yeah.
wow.....just wow. You should buy her a helmet for Christmas.