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Horny_Toad
590 Posts
14 years ago
Do you know anyone who is easily offended?

You know the type, they hear a fart and proceed to lambast you for laughing/ The types that lecture you on the fact you will burn in hell because you whistled on a sunday, or something.
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    Captain_Howdy30
    2207 Posts
    14 years ago
    Hmmm, let me think.....
      lilginger
      519 Posts
      14 years ago
      Don't even say it Captain Howdy! I am very cool with a lot of things. I just lost my temper in the Veggie Tales thread and for that I am sorry.
      Ask me about my Ballcuzzies :wink:
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        Captain_Howdy30
        2207 Posts
        14 years ago
        Yeah, Ginger knows all about some offending.......well, really she's just being "gross" which of course translates into "funny" for myself.
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          Horny_Toad
          590 Posts
          14 years ago
          O......K....... :?

          :D
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            Captain_Howdy30
            2207 Posts
            14 years ago
            Yeah, too much info. I apologize for getting personal.
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              Horny_Toad
              590 Posts
              14 years ago
              Captain_Howdy
              Yeah, too much info. I apologize for getting personal.


              No need for apologies, buddy.

              Each to their own, I say.

              I shall let this thread build, (hopefully) before I tell you some tales about Aunt Agatha. She was funny.
                lilginger
                519 Posts
                14 years ago
                Don't hold out on us. Do tell us about your dear Auntie Agatha. Please do not make us wait.
                Ask me about my Ballcuzzies :wink:
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                  Captain_Howdy30
                  2207 Posts
                  14 years ago
                  Was she naked?
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                    Horny_Toad
                    590 Posts
                    14 years ago
                    lilginger
                    Don't hold out on us. Do tell us about your dear Auntie Agatha. Please do not make us wait.


                    Oh you! :D

                    OK, fine.

                    She wasn't really my aunt, but had lived 2 doors down for so long, we just called her that. A sweet lady, but if you did the slightest thing wrong, she would go apeshit.

                    As children, shouting "dammit!" was seen as really tough and it would have her running down the path with a broom calling us "blasphemers".

                    If we farted in her house - and God forbid - thought it was funny, she would telephone our parents.

                    She claimed her moment of fame when she appeared in the press after writing a letter to the BBC after complaining about the lack of clothes that a woman had on in some tv show. It wasn't even porn. It was The Fall Guy or something like that.

                    Sadly, she died some years ago, but bless her, she would be offenended at the slightest thing.
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                      Captain_Howdy30
                      2207 Posts
                      14 years ago
                      Calling parents for farts? Hmmm, I agree. Those little bastards will never learn to hold that shit in if we let them go around blasting ass anytime they want. Your aunt must've had an enormous brain.
                        lilginger
                        519 Posts
                        14 years ago
                        She would have had a major heart attack reading the filth in the war room mainly done by me tonight.
                        Ask me about my Ballcuzzies :wink:
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                          Horny_Toad
                          590 Posts
                          14 years ago
                          The War Room would have made her faint.

                          She didn't even like Gingerbread "woman" having icing for breasts.

                          It was "unacceptable".
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                            Captain_Howdy30
                            2207 Posts
                            14 years ago
                            Gingerbread women having tits is definitely not on most people's radar.
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                              billcozby
                              1358 Posts
                              14 years ago
                              Are you talking about this ?
                              http://www.m90.org/gallery/image/amp_gingerbread%20pussy.jpg

                              or did I miss some thing ?
                                lilginger
                                519 Posts
                                14 years ago
                                Ya missed it.
                                Ask me about my Ballcuzzies :wink:
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                                  misspiggy
                                  1442 Posts
                                  14 years ago
                                  My boyfriends mother got very upset about something stupid yesterday:
                                  We got a new puppy and for 2 days have been trying to think up a name for him. My daughter (who is a teenager) just jokingly said,"I want to name him Jesus because then I can say that's why I don't believe in god...because jesus keeps peeing on my floor". I didn't think much of it because teens always go for shock value, but his mother crapped herself...repeatedly.

                                  Someone else who gets offended easily is a certain nurse that works in the ICU of our hospital. When my best friend was being taken off life support we cracked a couple of inapropriate jokes and she about freaked. Everyone handles stress in their own way.(besides everyone eles laughed)
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                                    pjb2377
                                    937 Posts
                                    14 years ago
                                    I like to pretend that I'm easily offended. Gives me an excuse to haul off and punch someone.
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                                      MtLaStella
                                      333 Posts
                                      14 years ago
                                      Most really religious people are easily offended. That's why religion is a blast to make fun of =)
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                                        pjb2377
                                        937 Posts
                                        14 years ago
                                        Freddie, that is so NOT cool.
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