I have a problem: I don't know any jokes!
Tell me some jokes so I can make girls wet with my jokes.
Tell me some jokes so I can make girls wet with my jokes.
Q: Where did the ghost go on vacation?
A: The Dead Sea
A: The Dead Sea
Yo momma so greasy, she uses bacon as a band-aid.
(that should get the girl juices flowing)
I feel I have the right to say this since I am the only one on rj who actually loves your mom Pixies.Are you going to visit during spring break?
(that should get the girl juices flowing)
I feel I have the right to say this since I am the only one on rj who actually loves your mom Pixies.Are you going to visit during spring break?
What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
If you sexually assault a postitute is that considered rape or shoplifting?
knock,knock!
who's there?
Freaky!
Freaky who?
Freaky Friday tits!
who's there?
Freaky!
Freaky who?
Freaky Friday tits!
Jason43
1494 Posts
16 years, 8 months ago
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, why the long face?"
This joke needs to be said, it's not as funny when in text:
Scientists have discovered that diarrhea is hereditary.
IT RUNS THROUGH YOUR GENES!!!!!!
(genes/jeans...funnier if you heard it)
Scientists have discovered that diarrhea is hereditary.
IT RUNS THROUGH YOUR GENES!!!!!!
(genes/jeans...funnier if you heard it)
nippy
2386 Posts
16 years, 7 months ago
Q: How do you get five toddlers into one bucket?
A: a blender.
Q: How do you get five toddlers out of the bucket?
A: Doritos.
A: a blender.
Q: How do you get five toddlers out of the bucket?
A: Doritos.
a jehovah's witness knocks on this man's door and says, "can i talk to you sir?" the man says, "sure of course. c'mon in." the jehovah's witness walks in and looks around confused and dumbfounded. the man says, "what's wrong?" the jehovah's witness says to him, "well... i didn't think i would get this far."
nippy
2386 Posts
16 years, 7 months ago
Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
A: The both come on little white crackers.
A: The both come on little white crackers.
Q: What does Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?
A: They both have little boys pants half off.
A: They both have little boys pants half off.
an english man, and irish man and a scot walk into a bar. the barman says 'Is this some kind of joke?'
How many babies does it take to shut a door?
depends on how hard you throw them
was worse than a truck load of dead babies?
An alive one in the middle, eating it's way out.
What's worse than that?
The baby going back for seconds
How many babies does it take to shut a door?
depends on how hard you throw them
was worse than a truck load of dead babies?
An alive one in the middle, eating it's way out.
What's worse than that?
The baby going back for seconds
Yo mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window.
jujubeeme
Yo mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window.
That's some old skool steez right there, home girl.
These are from my personal favorites stash.
What's long, brown and sticky?
A stick!
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They keep falling through the holes in his hands!
Have you heard about the new low-calorie Communion wafers?
I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus!
O.k. one more!
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs in your window?
Kurt n' Rod! BWAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA!!!
What's long, brown and sticky?
A stick!
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They keep falling through the holes in his hands!
Have you heard about the new low-calorie Communion wafers?
I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus!
O.k. one more!
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs in your window?
Kurt n' Rod! BWAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA!!!
LivelyLorikeet
215 Posts
16 years, 7 months ago
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
A: Ground beef.
LivelyLorikeet
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Haha, good one!
What do you call a bird that has been run over by a lawn mower?
shredded tweet
shredded tweet
She was only a stableman's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her.
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not." -Kurt Cobain