Why don't you drive?
Do you walk? How do you get around? How old are you?
Then call his ass up and tell him to "head for the border" or something. Or walk down to the 7-11 or something. And why is "boyfriend" in quotes. I was under the impression you were the dude in your signature with the neck brace who looked like Jim Gaffigan.
Well, then the raisins worked. So maybe you should change your opinion on them.
Im eating raisins and I don't even like raisins. Someone tell me why the hell im eating raisins. Oh wait, I know, its because theres no other food in the house. OMG im hungry...pointless thread.