This game is based off of the Variety Speak sketch from Animaniacs. Part of the song says stuff like "the stock sees green on page 13 means disney's up a nickel a share." So...basically just make up your own rhyming headline. It could be parodying something from today, or whatever.

Example: "Pop Star Splash makes lots of cash" means Hannah Montana's in town.

This threads gay but what the hey!

LOL jk :lol:

Chuck Norris' tears will cure Patrick Swayze's cancer

Britney is craydizzle and needs to stay in her house fo'shizzle. I guess that means Snoop isn't going to buy her next album.