Charon
91 Posts
16 years, 6 months ago
I'm sure we've all been in this position.

You're at some sort of event or something where its expected that you will be fed and maybe given some sort of gift.

As a philathropist, I'm often at these things. Now, I'm not at the $2,000 a plate range, but I'm often at these things where organizations want you to think they care about you by spending as little time and money on it as possible.

I'm talking about chicken salad sandwiches on potato rolls, crabcakes that are 99% bread crumbs, salad straight out of a bag, and a cooler with assorted sodas in it (where everyone has already grabbed the good stuff, so now there's only Sprite left), pre-packaged carrots/celery/califlower dip platters... that kind of stuff.

Common gifts are pens, mugs, hats and t-shirts with the organization's name on it. They budget that stuff in... so its coming straight out of their overhead. No big deal. They gotta get rid of it somehow, so they might as well get your cheap ass walking around with a ball cap that says "Greater Milwaukee Business Charter Association" or some shit on it.

Other gifts that show that you are nothing to them are those cheap grooming kits and inedible hard candies.

I think its important for people to know when they're getting the ol' reach around. If you're ever at an event, don't think you're important or appreciated
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    velcrohead
    580 Posts
    16 years, 6 months ago
    Huh?
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      Videogamenerd
      1202 Posts
      16 years, 6 months ago
      Velcrohead he means that the smaller gift was the less they care about you.
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        Charon
        91 Posts
        16 years, 6 months ago
        velcrohead
        Huh?


        Sorry, I guess I should have appended it by saying "If you're really shit-simple, you might not be able to understand this."

        Just try really, really hard to put yourself in the scenario that I set up. Strrrreeetcchhhh your mind to comprehend the enormity of something like receiving food or a gift that is meant only to make you feel good instead of being a sign of appreciation.

        I know you can make this mental leap, velcrohead. I just know it.
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          liukangx
          3907 Posts
          16 years, 6 months ago
          well I know where this is going...

          In the right corner with the transformer Signature, Velcrohead!

          and in the left corner Creator of this thread Charon

          Lets get ready to rumble!

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            velcrohead
            580 Posts
            16 years, 6 months ago
            No, I get what you MEANT by it... I'm just wondering what it has to do with anything?
              Charon
              91 Posts
              16 years, 6 months ago
              I don't know... conversation about a shared, human experience.

              If you would not like to participate in this discussion, no one is forcing you to do so.

              Just because you're granted anonymity by the internet, it shouldn't be a license to be a dick.
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                NickRules
                4941 Posts
                16 years, 6 months ago
                Charon
                I don't know... conversation about a shared, human experience.

                If you would not like to participate in this discussion, no one is forcing you to do so.

                Just because you're granted anonymity by the internet, it shouldn't be a license to be a dick.


                Who's the one being the dick? Its defiantly not Velcrohead.
                You're the one implying that hes stupid because he didn't understand your irrelevant post that nobody can relate too.

                Philanthropist? Yeah.........right.
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                  velcrohead
                  580 Posts
                  16 years, 6 months ago
                  A true philanthropist wants the money to go to the cause that the dinner is supporting, not to be spent buying expensive gifts for the participants.

                  I thought philanthropy was caring about other people, not being butthurt about what kind of gift you get for attending.

                  Spam thread, anyway.
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                    NickRules
                    4941 Posts
                    16 years, 6 months ago
                    velcrohead
                    A true philanthropist wants the money to go to the cause that the dinner is supporting, not to be spent buying expensive gifts for the participants.

                    I thought philanthropy was caring about other people, not being butthurt about what kind of gift you get for attending.

                    Spam thread, anyway.


                      Charon
                      91 Posts
                      16 years, 6 months ago
                      Just because you can't relate to it doesn't mean that its spam, rice cakes. For instance, I find most (ok, all) threads about anime to be pointless. Do they have a right to exist? Sure.

                      I would also like to point out that this is the "chit chat" forum. Basically we can talk about what we want. Now, if I were to post this in a movie forum or or a sports forum, it would be inappropriate.

                      Oh, NickRules, same goes for you. Just because you can't relate to it, doesn't mean that no one else can. Its that kind of short-sighted thinking that could lead one to believe they can sell a watch and some assorted "precious items" on eBay for over $10,000.

                      Link, since you're really the only mod nowadays, can you please take a minute to see what is transpiring here. I know you want to lock this thread and say "click" or "slam" or something, but think about it:

                      1. I took my time to make an amusing, cohesive and creative thread aimed mainly at adults with a quirky sense of humor.

                      2. Two people that have nothing to add to the topic came in here and immediately started trouble instead of leaving it alone.

                      This is an interesting microcosm of why RJ is falling to peices.
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                        NickRules
                        4941 Posts
                        16 years, 6 months ago
                        Charon
                        Just because you can't relate to it doesn't mean that its spam, rice cakes. For instance, I find most (ok, all) threads about anime to be pointless. Do they have a right to exist? Sure.

                        I would also like to point out that this is the "chit chat" forum. Basically we can talk about what we want. Now, if I were to post this in a movie forum or or a sports forum, it would be inappropriate.

                        Oh, NickRules, same goes for you. Just because you can't relate to it, doesn't mean that no one else can. Its that kind of short-sighted thinking that could lead one to believe they can sell a watch and some assorted "precious items" on eBay for over $10,000.

                        Link, since you're really the only mod nowadays, can you please take a minute to see what is transpiring here. I know you want to lock this thread and say "click" or "slam" or something, but think about it:

                        1. I took my time to make an amusing, cohesive and creative thread aimed mainly at adults with a quirky sense of humor.

                        2. Two people that have nothing to add to the topic came in here and immediately started trouble instead of leaving it alone.

                        This is an interesting microcosm of why RJ is falling to peices.



                        Blah blah blah, everyone knows your Pixies.
                        You said in the beginning of the post "Im sure we've all been in this position", and since the current people who have posted HAVEN'T been in that position, you're all pissy about it.
                        And I don't care if I cant relate to it, you're insulting a fellow member because he doesn't understand what your saying, or understand why its relevant. And you call yourself a philanthropist.
                          Charon
                          91 Posts
                          16 years, 6 months ago
                          Blah, blah, blah, everyone knows you can't let shit rest.

                          Constantly stiring the pot, huh?

                          By "we've all been in this situation", I was mainly refering to adults with some grip on reality and with some life experience under their belt. This does not include you, or apparently velcrohead.

                          Also, let me posit this somewhat philosophical question:

                          Am I doing more harm to someone by calling him out on not having a sense of humor/personality, or letting it go?

                          Just as in your case, you need to be told repeatedly that you're base personality is just not likable. Trust me, I like instigatin' shit, but when its done with a personality, a sense of humor, and empathy, its a whole lot nicer than some goober typing something like "And I don't care if I cant relate to it, you're insulting a fellow member because he doesn't understand what your saying, or understand why its relevant. And you call yourself a philanthropist."
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                            NickRules
                            4941 Posts
                            16 years, 6 months ago
                            Charon
                            Blah, blah, blah, everyone knows you can't let shit rest.

                            Constantly stiring the pot, huh?

                            By "we've all been in this situation", I was mainly refering to adults with some grip on reality and with some life experience under their belt. This does not include you, or apparently velcrohead.

                            Also, let me posit this somewhat philosophical question:

                            Am I doing more harm to someone by calling him out on not having a sense of humor/personality, or letting it go?

                            Just as in your case, you need to be told repeatedly that you're base personality is just not likable. Trust me, I like instigatin' shit, but when its done with a personality, a sense of humor, and empathy, its a whole lot nicer than some goober typing something like "And I don't care if I cant relate to it, you're insulting a fellow member because he doesn't understand what your saying, or understand why its relevant. And you call yourself a philanthropist."





                            If you knew how to let shit rest, or let things go, you wouldn't even be taking the time to respond to my "childish inexperienced" posts.
                            All I was saying is that you were calling Velcrohead a dick because he said "huh?" and didn't exactly understand your post. But you had to respond like you usually do; "Look here, im intelligent, I know how to spell philosophical, and im here to make you feel and look stupid." posts.

                            and hmmmmm? Im not likable? Sure I am. At least I don't have a bunch of people wishing my fake suicide was actually real.
                              Charon
                              91 Posts
                              16 years, 6 months ago
                              Oh, he admited that he understood it, but that was just his clever way of saying that it had no merit. I took offense because I took time to come up with it and would like actual responses instead of bickering with some 19 year old goofball.

                              As for the big words thing, that's just the way I communicate. Its one of the side-effects of reading books and higher education and whatnot. I don't intend to make you feel and look stupid, but its certainly a pleasure that I do.

                              Edit- That was because they felt taken advantage of. Its a pretty natural response for an immature person to feel that way. No one likes to be made a fool of... but tough cookies, you know.

                              Its also poor form to hit below the belt like that. It deviates from a logical flow, you know what I mean? I sacrificed my reputation for a really funny joke. By you saying that my personality isn't likable, its really just the opposite... if no one cared, it wouldn't have been such a big deal.

                              Unfortunately, with you, its not a joke. This is just how you are, and I guess that's where the real satisfaction for me comes in. No matter what I say, you're always going to have to live with that bitchy personality of yours.
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                                NickRules
                                4941 Posts
                                16 years, 6 months ago
                                Charon
                                Oh, he admited that he understood it, but that was just his clever way of saying that it had no merit. I took offense because I took time to come up with it and would like actual responses instead of bickering with some 19 year old goofball.

                                As for the big words thing, that's just the way I communicate. Its one of the side-effects of reading books and higher education and whatnot. I don't intend to make you feel and look stupid, but its certainly a pleasure that I do.


                                I guess those books also give you crazy ideas, like faking your suicide over the internet. Smart.

                                Perhaps the way you talk turns people away from you, always showing off your intelligence in the way you speak can give off a real "Im better than you" attitude, that I see in practically all your posts.
                                  Charon
                                  91 Posts
                                  16 years, 6 months ago
                                  Oh, its not an attitude, its a fact sweetheart. Trust me, I'm not like this around people that I like or respect.

                                  I think they faked a suicide in Tom Sawyer, didn't they? I really don't see the grounds that you can criticize me over that. You know I'm not going to take it seriously. I got a fucking kick out of making everyone think I was dead. I would do it again if I could, just for the hell of it.
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                                    NickRules
                                    4941 Posts
                                    16 years, 6 months ago
                                    Charon
                                    Oh, its not an attitude, its a fact sweetheart. Trust me, I'm not like this around people that I like or respect.

                                    I think they faked a suicide in Tom Sawyer, didn't they? I really don't see the grounds that you can criticize me over that. You know I'm not going to take it seriously. I got a fucking kick out of making everyone think I was dead. I would do it again if I could, just for the hell of it.


                                    I don't get it though. You claim to be so smart from these so called "Higher education" books you read, yet you do something as stupid and childish as faking your death over the internet. I mean come on, a 12 year old with down syndrome would do something like that.
                                      Charon
                                      91 Posts
                                      16 years, 6 months ago
                                      No way a 12 year-old with down syndrome would do something like that. Like it or not, its not easy to trick basically everyone (except pearljamownzyou...that bastard) into thinking that I seriously killed myself. I'm talking about tribute pictures, videos, threads... the whole works.

                                      Its kind of fun for people who are slightly more creative and mentally agile to play jokes on those that are a bit slow, like you. Its like baseball or football, but its a mental test instead of a physical one.

                                      I forgive you for being a poor sport... which is what you are. Its so painfully obvious that you were tricked by me and you keep going back to it. Just let that shit go. I've had practical jokes played on me before, but I let it go. Its a character-building experience, and you could use it.
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                                        NickRules
                                        4941 Posts
                                        16 years, 6 months ago
                                        Charon
                                        No way a 12 year-old with down syndrome would do something like that. Like it or not, its not easy to trick basically everyone (except pearljamownzyou...that bastard) into thinking that I seriously killed myself. I'm talking about tribute pictures, videos, threads... the whole works.

                                        Its kind of fun for people who are slightly more creative and mentally agile to play jokes on those that are a bit slow, like you. Its like baseball or football, but its a mental test instead of a physical one.

                                        I forgive you for being a poor sport... which is what you are. Its so painfully obvious that you were tricked by me and you keep going back to it. Just let that shit go. I've had practical jokes played on me before, but I let it go. Its a character-building experience, and you could use it.


                                        Lol. I was tricked by you? I didn't know whether it was real or fake, but I did say my condolences to you because I didn't want to be rude if it wasn't fake. Im sure it makes you feel like a big man when all those people who once admired you, cried over you while you laughed about it. You must have a really small dick.

                                        Im done arguing about this with you.
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