Ted was a haunted house I was working at in Mi and ran the fat jokes into the ground. As for Regis, I was only here in NY for 2 days and I had decided to take a day to do the "tourist" thing and while buying a coney dog from a vendor he walked out of the building, came over, greeted the vendor and when he saw me with my coney dog he grinned and said "Shouldn't you be eating one of those health dogs?" Then he made a comment to the vendor about me eating up his entire stock. When I went to ask who the fuck he was, he was already across the street, with me screaming at him. I asked the vendor why Philben didn't pay for the dogs the vendor said there were certain people he didn't charge.