Most of them are funny or offensive, in fact back in the day my friends and I would play a game called "Laugh or Slap". The idea being that you would walk up to a girl in a bar or wherever, and use a really lame and or offensive pick up line, if the girl laughed you bought her a drink, and your friends would refund you, if she slapped you, then they would buy you a drink. Some are generic, as they tend to get around, but here were some of my faves. Mind you, I never actually thought any of these were smooth, the idea was to get slapped, or laughed at.
Are you Irish? Because my penis is Dublin (doublin' for those who don't get it)
Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.
Nice Shoes. Let's fuck. (that's an old standard, I'm sure you've heard it)
Anybody have some others? I do, but I don't believe in them, it was just for a game. If I were actually interested in a lady I wouldn't say any of that stupid shit.
Are you Irish? Because my penis is Dublin (doublin' for those who don't get it)
Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.
Nice Shoes. Let's fuck. (that's an old standard, I'm sure you've heard it)
Anybody have some others? I do, but I don't believe in them, it was just for a game. If I were actually interested in a lady I wouldn't say any of that stupid shit.
Pearl to the damn Jam
hey lady! boom
Dude, can I totally use that line? I'll give you credit for it, I swear.
yas
You better copyright that shit dude.
Pearl to the damn Jam
Too late! I'm using!
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Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see.
We would make beautiful babies.
Here's my cell, call your roommate and let her know you won't be coming home tonight.
Do you work at Subway, because you just gave me a footlong.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
I've actually been told a few of these (sad, I know)....but I just laugh, never slap...I'm not a violent person. :)
We would make beautiful babies.
Here's my cell, call your roommate and let her know you won't be coming home tonight.
Do you work at Subway, because you just gave me a footlong.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
I've actually been told a few of these (sad, I know)....but I just laugh, never slap...I'm not a violent person. :)
jujubeeme, the only one of those I've heard is the alphabet one. Here's another I just remembered:
Those are some nice pants, did you get those at a discount, because I bet I could get them %100 off for you.
Those are some nice pants, did you get those at a discount, because I bet I could get them %100 off for you.
Pearl to the damn Jam
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
^NoCode already said that one, silly.
Here are a few more:
Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all night.
Somebody call God, he's missing an angel.
Is your father a thief? Cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. (awwwwwwwwwww)
My friend thinks you're kind of cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Here are a few more:
Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all night.
Somebody call God, he's missing an angel.
Is your father a thief? Cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. (awwwwwwwwwww)
My friend thinks you're kind of cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
hey good looking what are you cooking
Maaaarny
hey good looking what are you cooking
That one might not work.
Pearl to the damn Jam
You look like you could use some fun. How would you like to play with my joystick?
Around the world, $30.00?
jujubeeme
Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see.
I think its a fake account. :?
I'll show you my pokeman if I get a peekatyou
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I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
nippy
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liukangx
jujubeemeExcuse me, are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see.
I think its a fake account. :?
uh...that's a pickup line, smart guy.
Do you wash your jeans in windex, cuz I can see myself in your pants. 8)