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NoCode0680
575 Posts
13 years, 9 months ago
Most of them are funny or offensive, in fact back in the day my friends and I would play a game called "Laugh or Slap". The idea being that you would walk up to a girl in a bar or wherever, and use a really lame and or offensive pick up line, if the girl laughed you bought her a drink, and your friends would refund you, if she slapped you, then they would buy you a drink. Some are generic, as they tend to get around, but here were some of my faves. Mind you, I never actually thought any of these were smooth, the idea was to get slapped, or laughed at.

Are you Irish? Because my penis is Dublin (doublin' for those who don't get it)

Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.

Nice Shoes. Let's fuck. (that's an old standard, I'm sure you've heard it)

Anybody have some others? I do, but I don't believe in them, it was just for a game. If I were actually interested in a lady I wouldn't say any of that stupid shit.
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    Maaaarny
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    13 years, 9 months ago
    hey lady! boom
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      Captain_Howdy30
      2207 Posts
      13 years, 9 months ago
      Dude, can I totally use that line? I'll give you credit for it, I swear.
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        Maaaarny
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        13 years, 9 months ago
        yas
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          NoCode0680
          575 Posts
          13 years, 9 months ago
          You better copyright that shit dude.
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            Captain_Howdy30
            2207 Posts
            13 years, 9 months ago
            Too late! I'm using!
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              Maaaarny
              9 Posts
              13 years, 9 months ago
              growl lion meowmeow too
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                jujubeeme
                402 Posts
                13 years, 9 months ago
                Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see.

                We would make beautiful babies.

                Here's my cell, call your roommate and let her know you won't be coming home tonight.

                Do you work at Subway, because you just gave me a footlong.

                If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

                I've actually been told a few of these (sad, I know)....but I just laugh, never slap...I'm not a violent person. :)
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                  NoCode0680
                  575 Posts
                  13 years, 9 months ago
                  jujubeeme, the only one of those I've heard is the alphabet one. Here's another I just remembered:

                  Those are some nice pants, did you get those at a discount, because I bet I could get them %100 off for you.
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                    Captain_Howdy30
                    2207 Posts
                    13 years, 9 months ago
                    Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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                      jujubeeme
                      402 Posts
                      13 years, 9 months ago
                      ^NoCode already said that one, silly.

                      Here are a few more:

                      Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all night.

                      Somebody call God, he's missing an angel.

                      Is your father a thief? Cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. (awwwwwwwwwww)

                      My friend thinks you're kind of cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
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                        Maaaarny
                        9 Posts
                        13 years, 9 months ago
                        hey good looking what are you cooking
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                          NoCode0680
                          575 Posts
                          13 years, 9 months ago
                          Maaaarny
                          hey good looking what are you cooking


                          That one might not work.
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                            Xe-A-Thoul
                            6031 Posts
                            13 years, 9 months ago
                            You look like you could use some fun. How would you like to play with my joystick?
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                              Captain_Howdy30
                              2207 Posts
                              13 years, 9 months ago
                              Around the world, $30.00?
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                                liukangx
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                                13 years, 9 months ago
                                jujubeeme
                                Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see.




                                I think its a fake account. :?



                                I'll show you my pokeman if I get a peekatyou


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                                  Mr_Retro92
                                  849 Posts
                                  13 years, 9 months ago
                                  How you doin? :D
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                                    velcrohead
                                    580 Posts
                                    13 years, 9 months ago
                                    I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
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                                      13 years, 9 months ago
                                      liukangx
                                      jujubeeme
                                      Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see.




                                      I think its a fake account. :?


                                      uh...that's a pickup line, smart guy.
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                                        crusty_mop
                                        4 Posts
                                        13 years, 9 months ago
                                        Do you wash your jeans in windex, cuz I can see myself in your pants. 8)
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