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I would get him one of those prepaid debit cards. load it up with, say, $100 or so. don't forget to tell him how to reload it and the max limit on it. or perhaps, get one of those Mastercard/Visa gift cards. they're not like your typical gift card. These can be used ANYWHERE, even online. :D
best. ideas. EVER.
Buy him a Fleshlight, trust me.
Hey Thanks!
Almost all of these are great (except maybe Coolhand's dildo.., I am sure you love your dildo--but I think I will stick with the other suggestions for now..but thanks anyhow)
I will keep this list for Christmas, too.. it has been a great help. Once again, thank you.