Here's a guy you would not like to meat in a dark alley. He masturbates off to everything that exists, like the alphabet or legos. I think he might be gay, too. Anyone remember him? He is so totally retro. He's so retro, he probably came out before you were even born. I remember him. If you are 17 and younger you SO don't remember him. But I do, so I'm better than you.