This morning, right before I woke up, I dreamt I was eating this delicious cookies and cream ice cream sundae that only costed $1.
Then I woke up, and instead of the cool and tasty flavor of ice cream in my mouth, I had fucking gross morning breath.
Would brushing your teeth with ice cream be a good idea? Because that's something I want to wake up to.
Then I woke up, and instead of the cool and tasty flavor of ice cream in my mouth, I had fucking gross morning breath.
Would brushing your teeth with ice cream be a good idea? Because that's something I want to wake up to.
FUCK YEAH.
Ice cream, the new breakfast of champions, and 4 of 5 dentists recommend it.
If you can brush your teeth with cookies and cream ice cream successfully, I will give you a dollar.