thebeatgoeson Posted 8 years 2 months ago
"There's got to be somebody that needs killin." - Payne
"Sorry Major, you've killed them all." - Commanding Officer

"Give up Senor, you cannot kill us all." - Enemy
Payne unholsters his pistol. "Nope, but I can clean your colon faster than a bean burrito with extra guacamole sauce!"
Mrs_Retro Posted 8 years 10 months ago
omg this is so funnyXD
Rapasaurus Posted 9 years 5 months ago
Great Movie, Damon Wayans perfected the role of Major Payne !! ...Still watch it and laugh super hard everytime LOL !!
Tony2Tone Posted 10 years 2 months ago
This movie is sooo funny
spyder88 Posted 10 years 3 months ago
i still find some of the things on this movie funny
FotchKloonis Posted 10 years 3 months ago
"You ever here the story about the little engine that could?"
thewiseeffin1 Posted 10 years 3 months ago
Some of the funniest one liners of all time a greatly under estimated flick
Deleted Posted 11 years 7 months ago
HAHA this movie rocks! i would watch it everyday the part that makes my finger hurt is when payne snaps the guys finger OUCH!!!!! i like the choo choo train story lol
videos4ever Posted 11 years 7 months ago
Just bought it on DVD from Matalan for £3! Is it any good?
JamesAnthonyGreen Posted 11 years 10 months ago
I greatly enjoy watching this movie every time it airs on television. The movie is hilarious.
DMoney89 Posted 12 years 4 months ago
hands26 Posted 12 years 9 months ago
i must agree...classic
The Walkin Memorial Posted 13 years 4 months ago
Great movie i still watch when it comes on tv
The_D Posted 13 years 9 months ago
batdude Posted 14 years 1 month ago
as the great payne said " ill stick my foot so far up you but that the sweat on my knee will quench your thirst"