thebeatgoeson Posted 9 years 17 days ago
"There's got to be somebody that needs killin." - Payne
"Sorry Major, you've killed them all." - Commanding Officer

"Give up Senor, you cannot kill us all." - Enemy
Payne unholsters his pistol. "Nope, but I can clean your colon faster than a bean burrito with extra guacamole sauce!"
Mrs_Retro Posted 9 years 8 months ago
omg this is so funnyXD
Rapasaurus Posted 10 years 3 months ago
Great Movie, Damon Wayans perfected the role of Major Payne !! ...Still watch it and laugh super hard everytime LOL !!
Tony2Tone Posted 11 years 28 days ago
This movie is sooo funny
spyder88 Posted 11 years 1 month ago
i still find some of the things on this movie funny
FotchKloonis Posted 11 years 1 month ago
"You ever here the story about the little engine that could?"
thewiseeffin1 Posted 11 years 1 month ago
Some of the funniest one liners of all time a greatly under estimated flick
Deleted Posted 12 years 5 months ago
HAHA this movie rocks! i would watch it everyday the part that makes my finger hurt is when payne snaps the guys finger OUCH!!!!! i like the choo choo train story lol
videos4ever Posted 12 years 6 months ago
Just bought it on DVD from Matalan for £3! Is it any good?
JamesAnthonyGreen Posted 12 years 8 months ago
I greatly enjoy watching this movie every time it airs on television. The movie is hilarious.
DMoney89 Posted 13 years 2 months ago
hands26 Posted 13 years 7 months ago
i must agree...classic
The_Walkin_Memorial Posted 14 years 2 months ago
Great movie i still watch when it comes on tv
The_D Posted 14 years 7 months ago
batdude Posted 14 years 11 months ago
as the great payne said " ill stick my foot so far up you but that the sweat on my knee will quench your thirst"