The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror
Debut: October 25, 1990

The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episodes, also known as The Simpsons Halloween specials, is a series of Halloween specials in the animated series The Simpsons, each consisting of three separate, self-contained segments. These segments usually involve the Simpson family in some horror, science fiction, or supernatural setting.

Intros
Credits
Posters
Quotes
Sideshow Bob: "(from "Eight" in 'XXXIV') [a prison guard lets him go into cell 1A32] I'm sorry for the imbroglio, but if the chef de cuisine insists on calling it "Taco Tuesdays", He can't very well serve flautas, and expect us not to make a fuss."
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Kent Brockman: "["Swarm Watch", the clones of Homer] Like comedy clubs in the late 80's, these ravenous clones are everywhere. They're destroyed every building in town; ...except Moe's Tavern, which is reporting record business."
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Ned Flanders: "[to the Simpsons, with a point of adjusting his glasses; starting the "13"th installment] I don't know, neighborinos. I'm all for Halloween fun, but a séance sounds a little PG-13."
Marge: "But this is your chance to contact your late wife, Maude." "[Ned's mother, Maude, was killed back in "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily" (11.14; #BABF11 [2/13/00]).]"
Flanders: "Well, I do miss the missus. [he hold hands with Homer and Lisa, alongside Marge and baby Maggie]"
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Homer (B&W Detective): "You can't stop us, Corpse Blossom. There's one of you and six of us. ["six of us" refers to the main Homer and five different Homers]"
Mr. Burns: "Really. Would you like to count again? [Five different versions of J. Montgomery Burns zaps in from the collision] Burnsiverse versus Homerverse; and the Smitherverse can nod and take copious notes. ["Simtherverse" refers to the main Smithers and five different versions of Burns' assistant.]"
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Homer: "[and now, back to "Marge vs. the Monorail"...; he pulls out for his family] This is the snack holder, where I can put my beverage.; or, if you will, cupcake."
Bart: "Wow, Dad, You really know your monorails."
Marge: "[she opens the "Fire Extinguisher" to, shocked, reveal it was replaced...; as Film Roman's dissolves to 20thTVA's] Homer, there's a family of possums in here."
Homer/Simpsons Superfan #1: "I call the big one, "Bitey". [Superfan gives a Hi-5 to another with a bottle of Duff Beer]"
Homer: "Ha-ha. We all call him "Bitey"."
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Marge: "The clown has been in Kingfield before; He's always been here. [she starts the archive VHS recording]"
Kent Brockman: "[Introuncer] Channel 14 and Fume Champ, Super-Leaded Gasoline, present: 'The Yuk-Yuk Hour with Krusto!', the clown."
Krusto: "[He peaks in from the curtains as the kid-participated audience cheers] Hey-hey! Thanks for, the Big Hand. [He holds and throws out the "Big Hand", as the audience laughs]"
Homer: "[Marge stops the tape; He presents the album of publicity flyers] In 1936, He had a radio hour. ("It's Krusto Time!" on WOVL - 66.6 AM) In 1909, a vaudeville review. ("The Krusto Follies" at the Aztec Theatre) And in 1882, He was a emcee for a freak show. ("Krusto D. Clown's Troupe of Oddities") ...and the strangest thing is:"
Marge: "He was never, ever funny. He comes back every 27 years, and when he does..."
Krusto: "I gorge myself on pre-teens. [The gang "Aah"-ed!, as he goes through the TV, transitioning from monochrome to color.]"
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Homer Simpson: "DAAAAAAAAAAVID LETTERMEN!"
Grampa Simpson: "Hi David, I'm Grampa."
Homer Simpson: "D'oh!"
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Mrs. Krabappel.: "Well, class, the history of our country has been changed again, to correspond with Bart's answers on yesterday's test. America was now discovered in 1942 by... ''some guy.'' And our country isn't called America anymore... it's Bonerland."
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Homer Simpson: "(chops into a room) Heeeere's Johnny! (camera pulls back to reveal empty room) D'oh! (chops into another room) Daaaaavid Letterman!"
Grampa Simpson: "Hi David, I'm Grampa."
Homer Simpson: "D'oh! (chops down another door while holding a ticking stopwatch) I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley! All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!"
Marge, Lisa, and Bart: "(run off screaming)"
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Homer Simpson: "(Homer chops into a room) Heeeere's Johnny! (camera pulls back to reveal empty room) D'oh! (chops into another room) Daaaaavid Letterman!"
Grampa Simpson: "Hi David, I'm Grampa."
Homer Simpson: "D'oh! (chops down another door while holding a ticking stopwatch) I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley! All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!"
Marge, Lisa, and Bart: "(run off screaming)"
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The House: "You will diiiiieeeee. You will die slowwwwwwwly. Your stomach will swelllllllll, your intestines will wriiiithe and booooil. Your eeeeeyes will buuuuurst. And some horrible stuuuuuuuff, possibly your braiiiiin, will start coming out through your noooooooose."
Marge Simpson: "[Infuriated] SHUSH! SHUT UP! QUIT TRYING TO PUSH US AROUND, STOP SAYING THOSE HORRIBLE THINGS AND SHOW SOME MANNERS! [normal tone] Look at me, I've never been so angry my hands are shaking."
Homer: "Better than your eyes bursting, ew."
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Homer: "[Homer calls the real estate agent in a rage after finding an Indian burial ground in the basement] Mr. Pote, Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing. You didn't tell me it was built on an Indian burial ground! [pause] NO, YOU DIDN'T! [pause] Well, that's not my recollection. [pause] Yeah, well... all right. Good-bye. [hangs up the phone and turns to Marge] He says he mentioned it five or six times."
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