Freddy Got Fingered
Release: April 20, 2001

Freddy Got Fingered is a 2001 American surreal comedy film directed by Tom Green in his feature film directorial debut and written by Green and Derek Harvie. Green stars in the film as a childish 28-year-old slacker who wishes to become a professional cartoonist while dealing with his abusive father's behavior. Its plot resembles Green's struggles as a young man trying to get his television series picked up, which would later become the MTV series The Tom Green Show. The title of the film refers to a plot point where Green's character falsely accuses his father of sexually abusing his brother, the eponymous Freddy. This is considering one of the worst movies ever made.

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Police Officer with Gun: "[to Gord standing on the bar] GET OFF OF THAT FUCKING BAR, ASSHOLE!!!"
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Jim: "If this was Pakistan, you'd be sewing soccer balls."
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Jim: "What are you looking at... bitch?"
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Doctor: "You did not save the day!"
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Psychiatrist: "Mister Brody, this is very serious. Base on what I have heard today, I am required bylaw to notify the authorities."
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Gord: "Ahhh... Freddy. Freddy."
Freddy Brody: "Is that um..."
Jim: "Thats your big brother. He couldn't handle the complexities of making a cheese sandwich so now he's back here at home with us... jeez, is that idiot still in the shower? Shit. How much water is he gonna use?"
Freddy Brody: "How much is he gonna use? All of it? Save some for the fish or something. Right pop? Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha."
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Gord Brody: "This is "Little Timmy". He gets us food and stuff. Right, little timmy?"
Jim: "What the fuck is going on Gord? Why aren't you at your new job?"
Gord Brody: "What are you talking about Timmy?"
Jim: "Gord... Jesus. There ain't no big computer job... is there? You're just gallavantin' around in my suit pretending to be some kind of mover 'n shaker aren't you?"
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Gord Brody: "I'm looking for a David Davidson."
Woman: "I'm a woman."
Gord Brody: "Did I ask what sex you are?"
Woman: "No."
Gord Brody: "Did I ask if you were David Davidson?"
Woman: "My name is Cheryl."
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Andy Malloy: "Can I really have a piece of cake, Daddy?"
Mr. Malloy: "Sure you can, son. It's your birthday!"
Andy Malloy: "Yea!"
Mr. Malloy: "Yea!"
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Harry: "You hear the funny sound? You hear the funny sound? It's my hooves. It's my hooves."
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Gord Brody: "I see the problem here. There's a baby in your body."
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Jim: "Where the fuck is the water?"
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Jim: "Get out of the toilet!"
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Jim: "[after Darren breaks his leg skateboarding in the middle of night, screaming at the top of his lungs] You little shit, you think that's funny? I gotta go to work tommorrow, get the hell of my property!"
Gord Brody: "[Jim throws the skateboard on Darren's broken leg] Dad, what the fuck, he hurt his leg!"
Jim: "Why's everybody screaming like a banshee? [notices Darren's exposed bone on his leg] Jesus Christ. [to Gord] Well, get him a job! I mean, get him an ambulance, you get a job! [Gord licks Darren's bone, Jim slaps Gord] Stop that, what the hell do you think you're doing?"
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Gord Brody: "Japan Four."
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Gord Brody: "Fuck you, dad."
Jim: "Fuck me? Is that what you wanna do? [Jim drops his pants] Well, go ahead, FUCK ME."
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Jim: "He said 'Fuck you, dad'. So I said 'Fuck you, fuck me. Fuck you, fuck me"... and I NEVER FINGERED FREDDY. [Andy Malloy looks at Jim while playing catch and gets hit in mouth with baseball, cries]"
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Betty: "But Gord, I don't care about jewels, I just want to suck your cock."
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Gord Brody: "Ding dong! I'm a sexy boy!"
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Jim: "You want Daddy to give you a spanking in front of his retard slut whore?"
Betty: "I'M NOT RETARDED!"
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