Can't Buy Me Love
Release: December 15, 1987

Ronald Miller is tired of being a nerd, and makes a deal with one of the most popular girls in school to help him break into the "cool" clic. He offers her a thousand dollars to pretend to be his girlfriend for a month. It succeeds, but he soon learns that the price of popularity may be higher than he expected.

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Cindy Mancini: "Are you high?"
Ronald Miller: "I want to rent you."
Cindy Mancini: "You want to rent me?"
Ronald Miller: "Yeah. You pretend you like me and we go out for a few weeks... and that will make me popular."
Cindy Mancini: "Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular."
Ronald Miller: "Well I have a thousand dollars that says it will."
Cindy Mancini: "I think you've mowed one too many lawns!"
Jock: "Look - it's a nerd herd!"
Patty: "[after taking off her top] I bet you've never seen two like these before."
Ronald Miller: "Well, my parents do have cable."
Chuckie Miller: "Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?"
Ronald: "My name is Ronald, not Donald. -Ronald"
Patty: "Oh, yeah. The best leathers come from Rome, Paris, and Des Moines! -Patty"
Quint: "Quinton is in! Let the fun begin! -Quint"
Chuck: "I was talkin' to Ma! -Chuck"
Geeks: "It's the African Anteater Ritual! -Geeks"
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