Ike:
"Miss Bliss?"
Bliss:
"Did anyone see you MacArthur?"
Ike:
"No Colonel."
Bliss:
"Good. Now, where were we?"
Ike:
"Here, I think."
Bliss:
"Oh, yeah. Mmmmm, oh MacArthur."
Ike:
"Oh Colonel."
Bliss:
"Sit on the bed MacArthur."
Ike:
"Yes ma'am."
Bliss:
"Make yourself comfortable. So, these are what you wanted to see, right?"
Ike:
"Yes ma'am."
Bliss:
"You're lucky MacArthur. I never go all the way with a cadet."
Ike:
"Really?"
Bliss:
"Yeah, but you're different."
Ike:
"I am?"
Bliss:
"Yeah. You know, all these guys care about is my body."
Ike:
"I know. Wow!"
Bliss:
"So what do you think MacArthur? I do have a nice set, don't I?"
Ike:
"Yes you do."
Bliss:
"Slide over here. Come on and have a feel, MacArthur. Touch them."
Ike:
"Uh."
Bliss:
"Don't be shy. That's what they're there for."
Ike:
"Uh."
Bliss:
"That's it. I know you want them!"
Chooch:
"Ike. Are you in here? Shit!"
Leisman:
"What did I tell you I'd do if I ever caught you stealing again?"
Hash:
"You said you'd rip my balls off, sir."
Leisman:
"Say it again!"
Hash:
"You said you'd rip my balls off, sir."
Leisman:
"Say it again!"
Hash:
"You said you'd rip my balls off, sir."
Leisman:
"[pickup line] Tickle your ass with a feather?"
Party Guest:
"I beg your pardon?"
Leisman:
"It's particularly nasty weather."