Cowboy:
"Hey...kid, what's your name?"
Pee Wee:
"I can't remember"
Cowboy #2:
"Where you from?"
Pee Wee:
"I can't remember"
Cowboy:
"don't your remember anything?"
Pee Wee:
"I remember....the Alamo
*Cowboys hooting and hollering, throwing hats in the air.*"
Madame Ruby:
"For twenty dollars I can tell you a lot of things. For thirty dollars I can tell you more. And for fifty dollars I can tell you *everything*."
Pee-wee:
"Tell me why I'm here first."
Madame Ruby:
"You're here because you... want something!"
Dottie:
"Hello?"
Pee-wee:
"Hi, Dottie, it's Pee-wee!"
Dottie:
"Pee-wee? Where are you calling from?"
Pee-wee:
"Texas!"
Dottie:
"Huh?"
Pee-wee:
"Honest! I'll prove it!
[singing]"
Pee-wee:
"The stars at night are big and bright..."
Passersby:
"[singing and clapping] ... deep in the heart of Texas!"
Hobo:
"(Singing) Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care! JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE!"
Pee-Wee:
"(Jumping off the train) AAAHHH!"
Mickey:
"(Before driving away from Pee-Wee) "See you in the Promised Land. Arrividerci, baby!""
Francis:
"Good morning, Pee-wee."
Pee-wee:
"Hello, Francis."
Francis:
"Today's my birthday and my father said I can have anything I want."
Pee-wee:
"Good for you and your father."
Francis:
"So guess what I want?"
Pee-wee:
"A new brain."
Francis:
"No... your bike."
Pee-wee:
"I wanna see Francis!"
Butler:
"Francis is busy."
Pee-wee:
"Busy doing what?"
Butler:
"He's having his bath."
Pee-wee:
"Oh, really? Where are they hosing him down?"
Dottie:
"Don't you want to see the rest of the movie?"
Pee-Wee:
"I don't need to see it, Dottie. I *LIVED* it!"
Pee Wee Herman:
"Pee Wee in Mr. T voice" I pity The fool who never eat Mr. T.cereal""
Large Marge:
"tell them Large Marge sent ya"
Pee Wee:
"Sorry I dont make Monkies, I just train em"!
-Pee Wee"
Pee-wee:
"Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?
-Pee-wee"
Pee Wee as Bell Hop:
"Paging Mr Herman...Mr Herman you have a telephone call at the front desk.
-Pee Wee as Bell Hop"
pee wee & Tour guide at alamo:
"Pee Wee: Where's the basement?
Tour guide: There is no basement at the alamo!!! (laughing at him)
-pee wee & Tour guide at alamo"
Pee Wee:
"Dotty, you dont wanna get mixed up with a guy like me...im a loner, Dotty....A rebel.
-Pee Wee"
Pee-Wee and Francis:
"Pee-Wee and Francis: I know you are, but what am I? (x5) Pee-Wee: Infinity! Francis: No. I'm not... Pee-Wee and Francis: You are!
-Pee-Wee and Francis"
Francis and Pee-Wee:
"Francis: Then you're crazy! Pee-Wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis: You're a nerd! Pee-Wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis: You're an idiot! Pee-Wee: I know you are, but what am I?
-Francis and Pee-Wee"
Large Marge and Pee-Wee:
"Large Marge:It looked like... this! *Evil Laugh & Scary Face*
Pee-Wee: AAHHHH!
Large Marge: Yes, sir. That was the worst... accident... I ever seen.
Pee-Wee: Uhh, I get off right up here.
-Large Marge and Pee-Wee"
Pee-Wee:
"It's not for sale, Francis."
Large Marge:
"It was a dark night, just like tonight. 10 years ago. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound like a garbage truck dropped off the empire state building. And when they finally pulled the drivers body from the twisted burnig wreck, it lo
-Large Marge"