Two bumbling private detectives get themselves hired to find a missing person. They find themselves in the middle of a mob war when it turns out that the missing person is somebody the mob wants to stay missing.
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Quote O' Matic
Steven Burns:"Hey, do you see what's else is wrong in this calendar picture?"
Blue:"[wondering; bark]"
Calendar Swimmer:"[After viewer notices him] Wahoo! [Runs away as the water in the pond "scribbles" into ice]"
Steven:"Oh, yeah. [happily scoff] You can't swim outside in the wintertime. It's just too cold."