Jill:
"(Regarding Kermit's ad line for Ocean Breeze Soap)"
Gill:
"No one's ever tried that before."
Kermit:
"Why don't you try something like: Ocean Breeze Soap will get you clean?"
Gonzo:
"(Regarding "Manhattan Melodies") Maybe we should add more special effects like exploding socks."
Gonzo:
"Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor, I'm looking for a frog who can sing and dance!"
Ed Koch:
"If he can balance the budget, I'll hire him!"
Janice:
"Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it IS 'artistic'."
Kermit:
"I'm staying! You hear that, New York? THE FROG IS STAYING!"
Brooke:
"Is something wrong?"
Masterson:
"Do you believe in interspecies dating?"
Brooke:
"Well, I've dated some rats before if that's what you mean."
Kermit and Miss Piggy:
"Piggy, I thought Gonzo was gonna play the minister.""Heh heh..."
Miss Piggy:
"Listen to me. You are Kermit the Frog… and- and you love me… you want to marry me… you want to have children with me."
Kermit:
"[as Phil] With you? In- In love with a pig? (chuckles)"
Elliot Gould:
"Hey, watch it."
Kermit:
"Sorry, sir. I've gotta go get a contract, so I can go out and kill'em."
Elliot Gould:
"(Thinks) Nah."
Kermit:
"Broadway" But-but this show's not good enough for Broadway.
-Kermit"
Ronnie Crawford Bernard Crawford:
"Well I told you... I want to do something different!' 'So put some Jell-O down your pants!
-Ronnie Crawford Bernard Crawford"
Janice:
"Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it IS "artistic."
-Janice"
Anima:
"WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN!
-Anima"
Rowlf:
"Rowlf: It's amazing. You speak Chinese like a native.
-Rowlf"
Miss Piggy:
"Miss Piggy: Oh, dear Lord! Not jogging!
-Miss Piggy"
Kermit:
"Well, what are we waitin' for? Let's go to Broadway!
-Kermit"
Miss Piggy:
"I spied because I care!
-Miss Piggy"
Miss Piggy:
"Look at me! You are not Phil! You are Kermit the Frog!
-Miss Piggy"
Purse Snatcher:
"She-she stole my purse!
-Purse Snatcher"