Up The Academy
Release: June 06, 1980

Mad Magazine's ill-fated attempt to enter the movie world is a tale of several young men sent off to a military academy. This comedy was unfortunately hacked up before its' release and was so revilied (forgive the pun) that Rob Leibman, who had a major role in the movie, asked to have his name removed.

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Ike: "Miss Bliss?"
Bliss: "Did anyone see you MacArthur?"
Ike: "No Colonel."
Bliss: "Good. Now, where were we?"
Ike: "Here, I think."
Bliss: "Oh, yeah. Mmmmm, oh MacArthur."
Ike: "Oh Colonel."
Bliss: "Sit on the bed MacArthur."
Ike: "Yes ma'am."
Bliss: "Make yourself comfortable. So, these are what you wanted to see, right?"
Ike: "Yes ma'am."
Bliss: "You're lucky MacArthur. I never go all the way with a cadet."
Ike: "Really?"
Bliss: "Yeah, but you're different."
Ike: "I am?"
Bliss: "Yeah. You know, all these guys care about is my body."
Ike: "I know. Wow!"
Bliss: "So what do you think MacArthur? I do have a nice set, don't I?"
Ike: "Yes you do."
Bliss: "Slide over here. Come on and have a feel, MacArthur. Touch them."
Ike: "Uh."
Bliss: "Don't be shy. That's what they're there for."
Ike: "Uh."
Bliss: "That's it. I know you want them!"
Chooch: "Ike. Are you in here? Shit!"
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Party Guest: "Somebody put a turd in the punchbowl!"
Chooch: "[to Leisman] Help yourself sir."
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Leisman: "What did I tell you I'd do if I ever caught you stealing again?"
Hash: "You said you'd rip my balls off, sir."
Leisman: "Say it again!"
Hash: "You said you'd rip my balls off, sir."
Leisman: "Say it again!"
Hash: "You said you'd rip my balls off, sir."
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Leisman: "[pickup line] Tickle your ass with a feather?"
Party Guest: "I beg your pardon?"
Leisman: "It's particularly nasty weather."
Added By: Clint_Olson
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