Two-Face:
"Why can't you just die?!!"
Bruce:
"What the hell did you think you were doing?"
Dick:
"You got a real gratitude problem, you know that, Bruce? I need a name. Batboy, Nightwing, I don't know what do you think? What's a good sidekick name?"
Bruce:
"How about Dick Grayson, college student?"
Dick:
"Screw you. I just saved your life, you owe me."
Bruce:
"You were totally out of control, you're gonna get yourself killed."
Dick:
"You're looking at your new partner."
Bruce:
"No!"
Riddler:
"Why? Why can't I kill you? Too many questions..."
Bruce Wayne:
"Manipulating brainwaves, tampering with people's minds, it just raises too many questions."
Riddler:
"NO! Don't kill him. If you kill him... he won't learn nothin'."
Alfred:
"Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir?"
Batman:
"I'll get drive-thru."
Edward Nygma:
"Caffeine will kill ya!"
Batman:
"I have a riddle for you."
Riddler:
"For me, really? Tell me."
Batman:
"I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?"
Riddler:
"Please, you're as blind as a bat!"
Batman:
"Exactly. *throws batarang at mind manipulating machine*"
Riddler:
"NO!!"
Edward Nygma:
"You were suppose to understand. I'll make you understand."
Alfred:
"Broken wings mend in time. One day, Robin will fly again. I promise."
Robin:
"Holy rusted metal, Batman!"
Batman:
"What?"
Robin:
"The ground is full of holes, you know. Holey."
Batman:
"Oh."
Riddler:
"Now...the real game begins."
Robin:
"Riddler and Two-Face could make a pretty lethal combination. I've figured you could use a hand."
Batman:
"2 against 2 ARE better odds."
Bruce Wayne:
"Mind manipulation, tampering with people's minds, it just raises too many questions."
Dick Grayson:
"Look, Bruce. I'm a part of this whether you like it or not."
Riddler:
"Hey, Two Face; show me how to punch a guy."
Two Face:
"It's very simple, my boy; Ball of the fist, reach way back and assert yourself
*Punches out policeman and starts laughing*"
Riddler:
"Sounds like fun! Lemme try, lemme try.
*both Riddler and Two face repeat what to do. As Riddler punches guy, hand pops and the cop is still standing."
Riddler:
"OW!!"
Two-Face:
"Let's start this party with a bang!"
Two-Face:
"Ladies & Gentlemen..We want to forget this good, clean wholseome entertainment. And see some true justice!"