Austin Powers:
"There. How's that feel, baby?"
Ivana:
"Lower"
Austin Powers:
"(deeper voice)There. How's that feel, baby?"
Fat Bastard:
"You're lucky, wee man!"
Austin:
"Of course you've never had 'the pleasure', we've just met, baby, yeah!"
Fat Bastard:
"Come on, I'm bigger than you and higher up in the food chain! Get in my belly!!"
Austin Powers:
"Listen Baby, I don't care if he is a Fat Bastard, you don't give a man a shot in the pills... it's just not cricket"
Fat Bastard:
"I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead"
Dr. Evil:
"It's one thing to attack me;
It's quite another to attack my mini-Me."
Austin:
"And Ivana toilet made out of solid gold but it's just not in the cards now is it?
-Austin"
Austin Powers:
"Show me to the models, baby
-Austin Powers"
Austin:
"I can't believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love was a Fembot all along...Wait a tick, that means I'm single again! Oh behave!
-Austin"
Austin:
"I can't believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love was a Fembot all along...Wait a tick, that means I'm single again! Oh behave!
-Austin"
Dr. Evil:
"When a problem comes along, you must zip it! Zip it good! (pretends to talk in Japanese) Subtitle-Zip it.
-Dr. Evil"
Fat Bastard:
"Get in my belly!!"
Ivana Humpalot and Austin:
"Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?" "I can guess, baby." "We play chess." "I guessed wrong.
-Ivana Humpalot and Austin"
Dr. Evil and Scott:
"I have turned the moon into something I like to call a "Death Star.(Scott laughs) What's so funny?" "Oh nothing, Darth." "What'd you say?" "Oh nothing. RIPOFF!!" "Bless you.
-Dr. Evil and Scott"
Scott and Dr. Evil:
"Look at him! He's like a vicious chiuaua thing. He'll kill me the first chance he gets." "Probably."
-Scott and Dr. Evil"
Austin:
"Let me ask you something and be homest. Do I make you horny baby? Do I? Do I make you RANDY?
-Austin"
Dr. Evil:
"[talking about mini-Me] He's evil, he wants to take over the world… and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins."
Dr. Evil:
"Zip it! Ziiiiip. Ladies and gentlemen ExZIP IT A. I'm Zippi Longstocking! Would you like a suckle of my Zipple?
-Dr. Evil"
Dr. Evil:
"If anything should happen to you I don't know what I would do...I'd probably move on and get another clone but there'd be a ten minute period where I'm just inconsoleable.
-Dr. Evil"