Ferris Bueller's Day Off Quotes
1958
Little Girl on Bus:
Wanna gummy bear? They've been in my pocket for a while, so they're nice and warm...
-Little Girl on Bus
1957
Mr. Rooney:
GRACE!!!
-Mr. Rooney
1956
Ferris:
Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?
-Ferris
1955
Cameron:
He's gonna be a fry cook at Venus!
-Cameron
1954
Cameron and Ferris:
Ferris: If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.

Cameron:Ha, You've been saying that since the fifth grade.
-Cameron and Ferris
1953
Ferris:
You killed the car.
-Ferris
1952
Cameron:
When Cameron was in Egypt's land..."let my Cameron go!"
-Cameron
1951
Cameron:
Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
-Cameron
1950
Ferris:
Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet.
-Ferris
1949
Ferris:
The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything.

-Ferris
1948
Cameron:
I think I see my dad.
-Cameron
1947
Simone:
Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

-Simone
1946
Grace:
Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
-Grace
1945
Ferris:
You're still here? It's over! ...Go home
-Ferris
1944
Ferris:
You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do.
-Ferris
1943
Teacher:
Bueller? Bueller?
-Teacher
1942
Cameron:
I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it.

-Cameron
1941
Ferris Bueller:
Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.

-Ferris Bueller
1940
Cameron:
He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. Shit.

-Cameron
1939
Cameron:
Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home.
-Cameron